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misstwists.bsky.social
Miss Twist
@misstwists.bsky.social
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My pronouns aren't pro; they're amateurs.
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A group of Mafia types are loading a bound man with his feet embedded in concrete onto a boat intending to drown him. The man smiles at them saying, "You poor fools! You seem to forget I have the law on my side!"
February 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
misstwists.bsky.social
"Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers."
An old string-bound report folder with a Home Office logo and the title, "PENILE INJURIES INCURRED THROUGH INTERACTIO WITH VACUUM CLEANERS Vol XXII". (It's not real, by the way.)
January 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
misstwists.bsky.social
If you lie in a hospital bed with this expression, they switch off your life support.
A photo of Liz Truss when she was the UK's shortest-lived Prime Minister and responsible for crashing the economy. She is sitting in the back seat of a car with a slack-jawed expression and unfocused eyes. She kind of looks like Mace Windu has just reflected lightning bolts back at her from a lightsaber.
January 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Suppose I should post things so people realise this is a genuine account. These are photos of me when I went out cross-dressed all the time.
Some day I'll be this slim again. Maybe.
My favourite dress is a retro minidress which doesn't leave much to the imagination... My attempt at Lara Croft cosplay involved a toy crossbow and unbelievably tight shorts which I still haven't recovered from ten years later. I used to do modelling. Every time I did it, at least once I fell on my heels. This photo is me modelling a dress on the deck of a boat. The audience is smiling because as I fell, I grabbed a pole and swung myself back upright like I intended to do that all along. My life goals for next year is to get slim enough that I could wear this catsuit again if I chose to. I probably wouldn't but it'd be nice to have the choice...
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 PM