Adrian Brody has mob boss daddy energy kissing all the Brutalist winners as they walk by.

2025 is the year firefighter calendars come back.

Very grateful for Watch Duty, but I am now traumatized every time I hear that notification song.

What did people on reality shows say before “at the end of the day”?

‘It’s giving hair, face, ass, titties’ is this decades ‘Nails done hair done everything did.’

My husband made me lunch today and it was terrible. I didn’t have the heart to tell him. Because he doesn’t exist.

My hair is red. Whenever I see someone and they tell me how pretty my brown hair is I can’t tell if they’re throwing shade or are slightly colour blind and no one has told them.

Everyone is talking about the posts on Threads. Remember the good old days when we were talking about the t-shirts on Threadless?

I ate hotdogs for the first time in many years. I feel very gross. America.