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Im Emilby :)
@missmelon.bsky.social
Queer, poly, stoner, tauren druid

More swamp-hag-core than cottage-core

She/her or she/it if you're cool
if whitebeard won the war mr 3 would've gone down as a war hero
May 1, 2024 at 7:42 AM
ladies she's done it again

this time all from East 1 😎
March 26, 2024 at 6:17 AM
rob lucci: i thought we were just corrupt government evil, i didn't realize i was working for the devil... from the bible
March 26, 2024 at 2:15 AM
sometimes life's hard but then you remember you have a killer rack
March 16, 2024 at 10:01 AM
retails kinda sucks but you can do this which makes it objectively great
March 12, 2024 at 9:27 PM
the tism is kicking in, time for a 4th rewatch
March 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
nothing gets the dopamine going like sending both your opponents to the fucking shadow realm by playing the best game of your life. 7 consecutive hand wins, 3 Hanemans, 2 Baimans. I fucking love mahjong >:3
March 5, 2024 at 7:21 AM
i hauve serotonin syndrome :)
February 29, 2024 at 1:57 AM
fun fact this mouse now lives in the stairwell where i smoke weed so now i bring him little snacks and we hang out
My attempts at catching this mouse to release outside has resulted in an unfortunate situation ala ratatouille
January 30, 2024 at 12:03 AM
a little crazy is okay, like exercising for the sole purpose of fucking harder is a crazy motivation to have but it's that or no motivation at all
November 11, 2023 at 12:04 AM
queers i come to you today with a simple question.

Is Starship Troopers camp?
October 31, 2023 at 4:57 AM
get really high and eat some bananas and peanut butter out of the jar with your finger to truly feel 'return to monkee'
October 27, 2023 at 4:16 AM
My attempts at catching this mouse to release outside has resulted in an unfortunate situation ala ratatouille
October 20, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Sorry i sent *nuzzles your pussy* while i was high, that wasnt very "Mommy's proud if you princess" of me
October 13, 2023 at 5:59 AM
The real raid buffs were the yuri we watched along the way
October 12, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Cant believe Underbog Lurker has been my tits the entire time
October 8, 2023 at 1:52 AM
You ever disassociate so hard you binge all of grey's anatomy in a couple weeks and are now stuck with being invested and watching another show in the grey's anatomy extended universe?
October 7, 2023 at 11:07 AM
Weed time
October 2, 2023 at 10:38 PM
why grey's anatomy got Howard-Better Dial Kyle acting like this?
September 24, 2023 at 3:01 AM
nothing like a low quality classic wow meme for the first post on a new platform
September 21, 2023 at 6:55 AM