Maria Bartholdi
@missmariapants.bsky.social
Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. 🤖 🌈 Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com
Playing a Druid in a live action D&D show. My name is Twig and my favorite wild shape is “tiny bug.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Playing a Druid in a live action D&D show. My name is Twig and my favorite wild shape is “tiny bug.”
EXCUSE ME my outfit for GLHF episode #666
EXCUUSSSEEE meeEEEEEEE 😈💋
EXCUUSSSEEE meeEEEEEEE 😈💋
October 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
EXCUSE ME my outfit for GLHF episode #666
EXCUUSSSEEE meeEEEEEEE 😈💋
EXCUUSSSEEE meeEEEEEEE 😈💋
Ok send me ur offers for this batch of strange MTG World Championship swag I just found! 😂
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ok send me ur offers for this batch of strange MTG World Championship swag I just found! 😂
Man, how am I supposed to pay for this bathroom? I only brought cash
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man, how am I supposed to pay for this bathroom? I only brought cash
Can I get some commotion for the mani this weekend? 💅
September 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Can I get some commotion for the mani this weekend? 💅
Live for Pro Tour Edge of Eternities in 10 minutes! Come hang! ✨♥️
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Live for Pro Tour Edge of Eternities in 10 minutes! Come hang! ✨♥️
Favorite movie of the year so far. 10/10
August 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Favorite movie of the year so far. 10/10
CLAP FOR MY DECK
August 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
CLAP FOR MY DECK
My guess for the Arena version
July 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My guess for the Arena version
What do you think?
June 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What do you think?
It's Top 8 Sunday here at Pro Tour Final Fantasy! Let's give away $50,000 to first place.........and to this lewk amirite
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's Top 8 Sunday here at Pro Tour Final Fantasy! Let's give away $50,000 to first place.........and to this lewk amirite
Picked up these cuties for a new Commander coin flip deck! ✨
June 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Picked up these cuties for a new Commander coin flip deck! ✨
Coverage of Day 2 of Pro Tour Final Fantasy starts in 30 minutes over on twitch.tv/magic!
Come for the Magic, stay for the fits! <3
Come for the Magic, stay for the fits! <3
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Coverage of Day 2 of Pro Tour Final Fantasy starts in 30 minutes over on twitch.tv/magic!
Come for the Magic, stay for the fits! <3
Come for the Magic, stay for the fits! <3
The Pro Tour is about to kick off -- and you know what that means....a weekend of bathroom PT fashion selfies!
(oh yeah, and we are battling for a $500,000 prize pool)
Coverage starts in 45 minutes and it's Final Fantasy draft which is EXCELLENT so I hope you tune in! 😍
(oh yeah, and we are battling for a $500,000 prize pool)
Coverage starts in 45 minutes and it's Final Fantasy draft which is EXCELLENT so I hope you tune in! 😍
June 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Pro Tour is about to kick off -- and you know what that means....a weekend of bathroom PT fashion selfies!
(oh yeah, and we are battling for a $500,000 prize pool)
Coverage starts in 45 minutes and it's Final Fantasy draft which is EXCELLENT so I hope you tune in! 😍
(oh yeah, and we are battling for a $500,000 prize pool)
Coverage starts in 45 minutes and it's Final Fantasy draft which is EXCELLENT so I hope you tune in! 😍
Happy Phyrexian Gremlins (aka the best art in Magic the Gathering) Day to me!
June 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Phyrexian Gremlins (aka the best art in Magic the Gathering) Day to me!
Saw an old friend tonight. ✨
June 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Saw an old friend tonight. ✨
June 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My nails would win in a medieval battle 🗡️⚔️🏹✨
May 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My nails would win in a medieval battle 🗡️⚔️🏹✨
Hey, buster! Do not mess with me!
get it
get it
May 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey, buster! Do not mess with me!
get it
get it
I had so much fun doing @desertbus.org shenanigans yesterday! The zorbhole will forever live in my dreamz
May 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I had so much fun doing @desertbus.org shenanigans yesterday! The zorbhole will forever live in my dreamz
LIVE raising money for the BC Cancer Foundation right now on Desert Bus Express!!!!!! ✨
Come donate & hang out!
twitch.tv/desertbus
Come donate & hang out!
twitch.tv/desertbus
May 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
LIVE raising money for the BC Cancer Foundation right now on Desert Bus Express!!!!!! ✨
Come donate & hang out!
twitch.tv/desertbus
Come donate & hang out!
twitch.tv/desertbus
Friends in the Minnesota area! Tickets for the WORLD PREMIERE of my musical are NOW LIVE!! ✨💗
I’m so thrilled to see this finally mounted as a full-length production!
The show is important and heartfelt, but most critically, it is Very Funny.
www.theatreintheround.org/endometriosi...
I’m so thrilled to see this finally mounted as a full-length production!
The show is important and heartfelt, but most critically, it is Very Funny.
www.theatreintheround.org/endometriosi...
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Friends in the Minnesota area! Tickets for the WORLD PREMIERE of my musical are NOW LIVE!! ✨💗
I’m so thrilled to see this finally mounted as a full-length production!
The show is important and heartfelt, but most critically, it is Very Funny.
www.theatreintheround.org/endometriosi...
I’m so thrilled to see this finally mounted as a full-length production!
The show is important and heartfelt, but most critically, it is Very Funny.
www.theatreintheround.org/endometriosi...
Hi frands. I recently had major surgery for endometriosis. I wanted to say something because this disease hits 10% of those who menstruate and is VASTLY under-diagnosed.
Period pain is not normal. I had debilitating pain for 27 years and almost every single doctor gaslit me. Get yourself checked.
Period pain is not normal. I had debilitating pain for 27 years and almost every single doctor gaslit me. Get yourself checked.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hi frands. I recently had major surgery for endometriosis. I wanted to say something because this disease hits 10% of those who menstruate and is VASTLY under-diagnosed.
Period pain is not normal. I had debilitating pain for 27 years and almost every single doctor gaslit me. Get yourself checked.
Period pain is not normal. I had debilitating pain for 27 years and almost every single doctor gaslit me. Get yourself checked.