Sometimes I find it genuinely hard to tell if this woman is an MP or if she works in PR for the gambling industry.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Sometimes I find it genuinely hard to tell if this woman is an MP or if she works in PR for the gambling industry.
Also, I might have been to some shops 😬
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Also, I might have been to some shops 😬
Insane sandwich menu, insane sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Insane sandwich menu, insane sandwich
Favourite breakfast of my stay here.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Favourite breakfast of my stay here.
Norwich Cathedral has a font made out of a machine part from Mackintosh/Rowntree that used to make the gooey caramel stuff that goes in rolos. If there is a better font in any church in this country, I wanna see it (send font pics)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Norwich Cathedral has a font made out of a machine part from Mackintosh/Rowntree that used to make the gooey caramel stuff that goes in rolos. If there is a better font in any church in this country, I wanna see it (send font pics)
I've just seen you can even get pins in the gift shop! Can't believe I creepshotted a celebrity in their house tho 🙀
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I've just seen you can even get pins in the gift shop! Can't believe I creepshotted a celebrity in their house tho 🙀
Highly recommend.
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Highly recommend.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Went to see Peter Pan and Wendy that the RSC are putting on at the Barbican and I loved it. It's aimed at a young audience, but it's heartbreaking and uplifting and covers grief and loss and the weight of growing up in the most touching way. I would really recommend going to see it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Went to see Peter Pan and Wendy that the RSC are putting on at the Barbican and I loved it. It's aimed at a young audience, but it's heartbreaking and uplifting and covers grief and loss and the weight of growing up in the most touching way. I would really recommend going to see it.
Have just invested in some ART.
![Print of the 'Succulent Chinese Meal' monologue from theshitpostcalligrapher on Instagram
Edited Wiki synopsis:
It shows a man being arrested by Queensland Police at a Chinese restaurant. "Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!", "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?", "Get your hand off my penis!", and, after an aborted attempt by a police officer to headlock him, "I see that you know your judo well."
The video shows an unidentified man being escorted by police from a Chinese restaurant in Brisbane, Queensland, into a waiting police car.[6] He says, "You just assured me that I could speak." He is agitated by this situation, and when told he is being placed under arrest he exclaims, "I am under what?" As police try to wrestle him into the car, the man says, "Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest."[6] As he is being forced inside the car, he says, "Have a look at the headlock here." As the scuffle continues, he exclaims: "See that chap over there ...", and then he suddenly shouts, "Get your hand off my penis![6][7] This is the bloke who got me on the penis before."[8]
As he is being handcuffed, he asks: "Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"[6] As the police struggle to restrain the man, he says: "Ooh, that's a nice headlock, sir", and then states, "Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well. Good one." He is then forced into the car, feet first, while asking someone inside the vehicle: "And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?", "How dare ... get your hands off me",[8] and then bidding bystanders "ta ta and farewell".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idleosqwvc4fvvjpfrq2awvw/bafkreihast6nwzlca2t3t4rx5reg6n7s63znnw4lpcnmtkco4ybvj7xzdi@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Have just invested in some ART.
Put some baubles on our fruitless lemon tree and now it's burst into flower!
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Put some baubles on our fruitless lemon tree and now it's burst into flower!
Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Have never been so excited to step on a train as I was when this one pulled into Reading earlier
Put it on my gravestone
October 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Put it on my gravestone
Might delete this app while I'm here to spare myself the 'can you hurt an algorithm's feelings' discourse.
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Might delete this app while I'm here to spare myself the 'can you hurt an algorithm's feelings' discourse.
Love my holiday claws. Nothing says 'time off' like nails that prohibit you from doing much more than lifting a cocktail glass.
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Love my holiday claws. Nothing says 'time off' like nails that prohibit you from doing much more than lifting a cocktail glass.
Hairdresser's put a lovely straightener curl in my hair which has absolutely no chance against this rain and a yoga class later. But I do like it.
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hairdresser's put a lovely straightener curl in my hair which has absolutely no chance against this rain and a yoga class later. But I do like it.
Getting increasingly uncomfortable with the ease some people have in exploiting a tragedy to dampen opposition to a genocide they are perfectly capable of seeing taking place in front of them in real time.
It is illustrative of the hierarchy of racism we have in this country though.
It is illustrative of the hierarchy of racism we have in this country though.
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Getting increasingly uncomfortable with the ease some people have in exploiting a tragedy to dampen opposition to a genocide they are perfectly capable of seeing taking place in front of them in real time.
It is illustrative of the hierarchy of racism we have in this country though.
It is illustrative of the hierarchy of racism we have in this country though.
No matter what any of us do, we will never have a CV as impressive as John Pertwee's
![Extract from Jon Pertwee's Wikipedia page:
'Early career
While still at school, Pertwee worked as a circus performer riding the Wall of Death on a motorcycle with a toothless lion in the sidecar. He then worked in repertory theatre before being contracted with the BBC at 18 as an actor.[10][11][7'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idleosqwvc4fvvjpfrq2awvw/bafkreihlasemg3qetk5vf73ampermamrtloynl3qzd4jjyetppztlb2nbe@jpeg)
September 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
No matter what any of us do, we will never have a CV as impressive as John Pertwee's
Art + Joy at Museum of Croydon is, well, a joy. The exhibition shows the work of participants who are living with dementia and their carers, using items from the museum and discussion and other reference points like music to produce some really wonderful work.
September 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Art + Joy at Museum of Croydon is, well, a joy. The exhibition shows the work of participants who are living with dementia and their carers, using items from the museum and discussion and other reference points like music to produce some really wonderful work.
