missladysalad
@missladysalad.bsky.social
Nothing calms me down more from seeing ICE raids and arts funding slashed and trans people used as political pawns and curable diseases enter water systems more than sending emails. Yup, I think think the world would be okay if we all just locked in and sent our little emails
May 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nothing calms me down more from seeing ICE raids and arts funding slashed and trans people used as political pawns and curable diseases enter water systems more than sending emails. Yup, I think think the world would be okay if we all just locked in and sent our little emails
Nancy Mace Cardinals during speaking the conclave
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Wretched black smoke emanating from an ancient orifice disappointing us all
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Wretched black smoke emanating from an ancient orifice disappointing us all
May 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nancy Mace Cardinals during speaking the conclave
🤝
Wretched black smoke emanating from an ancient orifice disappointing us all
🤝
Wretched black smoke emanating from an ancient orifice disappointing us all
I learned a tradition that says the first song you hear on Jan 1 dictates your year. This year I heard Shakira yelling “waka waka eh eh” (just that part) from a passing car and it makes more and more sense each and every day of this waking hell of a year
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I learned a tradition that says the first song you hear on Jan 1 dictates your year. This year I heard Shakira yelling “waka waka eh eh” (just that part) from a passing car and it makes more and more sense each and every day of this waking hell of a year
Celebrating returning from Italy with an $11 “tiramisu” latte to remind my body that it is in hell
April 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Celebrating returning from Italy with an $11 “tiramisu” latte to remind my body that it is in hell
Nintendo is so crazy for this one!
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nintendo is so crazy for this one!
Happy to announce that I’m putting a tariff on everyone who has ever been mean to me and people who are ugly (of spirit)
April 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Happy to announce that I’m putting a tariff on everyone who has ever been mean to me and people who are ugly (of spirit)
Someone filled a bus turd? And you’re laughing?
April 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Someone filled a bus turd? And you’re laughing?
Declaring every other day in April to be April Fulls’ Days where our hearts are full of earnestness, our eyes are full of focus, our tummies are full of CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
April 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Declaring every other day in April to be April Fulls’ Days where our hearts are full of earnestness, our eyes are full of focus, our tummies are full of CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Putting “no rush” in an email used to mean “big rush, urgent” but now when I say it I mean “idgaf I want to walk amongst the birds and find joy once again. Your email cannot harm me, your actions are your own, your timeline is not mine. Be free with me, burn it down and frolic haha”
March 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Putting “no rush” in an email used to mean “big rush, urgent” but now when I say it I mean “idgaf I want to walk amongst the birds and find joy once again. Your email cannot harm me, your actions are your own, your timeline is not mine. Be free with me, burn it down and frolic haha”
Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Everyday these innocent creatures are bullied and left alone. And today they’re crying out for help. Right now, there’s a twink who needs you. For just 5 cents a day, you can help a twink see Mother Monster live in concert.
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Everyday these innocent creatures are bullied and left alone. And today they’re crying out for help. Right now, there’s a twink who needs you. For just 5 cents a day, you can help a twink see Mother Monster live in concert.
If you don’t know why your cis upper middle class friend in finance is scared right now, you don’t have a cis upper middle class friend in finance, you just know a cis upper middle class person in finance
March 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you don’t know why your cis upper middle class friend in finance is scared right now, you don’t have a cis upper middle class friend in finance, you just know a cis upper middle class person in finance
Excerpt from my new YA novel: “Who’s there?” Nancy Mace screamed, rising from the public toilet bowel, chewing the last bits of shit in her mouth. “Show me your genitals!” Footsteps. A foul smell masking the stench in Nancy’s mouth. “My name… is JK Rowling,” the voice said. “I’m here to feast.”
March 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Excerpt from my new YA novel: “Who’s there?” Nancy Mace screamed, rising from the public toilet bowel, chewing the last bits of shit in her mouth. “Show me your genitals!” Footsteps. A foul smell masking the stench in Nancy’s mouth. “My name… is JK Rowling,” the voice said. “I’m here to feast.”
My strange addiction: not bleeding out for a war hungry technocratic hellscape
March 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My strange addiction: not bleeding out for a war hungry technocratic hellscape
Gay marriage threw the first brick at stonewall
March 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Gay marriage threw the first brick at stonewall
Bring back stabbing people in power
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bring back stabbing people in power
The right to be able to clean my VCR should be inalienable
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The right to be able to clean my VCR should be inalienable
Has anyone considered that we can coexist? Imagine this on a bumper sticker? Tearing up thinking about the power and potential
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Has anyone considered that we can coexist? Imagine this on a bumper sticker? Tearing up thinking about the power and potential
I know the rights of some very specific communities are being threatened loudly and clearly but I need to really try to make this about me somehow so I can care
March 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know the rights of some very specific communities are being threatened loudly and clearly but I need to really try to make this about me somehow so I can care
When I feel overwhelmed and powerless, I like to imagine I am at the polls voting. I get a little sticker. I go to brunch. A beautiful meditation on hope and possibility
March 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When I feel overwhelmed and powerless, I like to imagine I am at the polls voting. I get a little sticker. I go to brunch. A beautiful meditation on hope and possibility
Thank god the person who runs Twitter doesn’t have far reaching access within vital government agencies amiright?
March 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Thank god the person who runs Twitter doesn’t have far reaching access within vital government agencies amiright?
Still can’t get over a nightmare I had where I was forced to perform improv as punishment for mouthing off to someone. No one wants to talk about the trauma caused by comedy training in a person’s early 20s. No one wants to talk about the harm of yes anding unfunny bros in plaid
March 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Still can’t get over a nightmare I had where I was forced to perform improv as punishment for mouthing off to someone. No one wants to talk about the trauma caused by comedy training in a person’s early 20s. No one wants to talk about the harm of yes anding unfunny bros in plaid
Daylight was saved. What about your soul, f-slur?
March 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Daylight was saved. What about your soul, f-slur?
Lady with an air of “my adult children don’t speak to me” outside the train asking for signatures to get Cuomo on the ballot lolololol
March 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Lady with an air of “my adult children don’t speak to me” outside the train asking for signatures to get Cuomo on the ballot lolololol
Today’s affirmation: I am NOT the source of the smell 💜
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Today’s affirmation: I am NOT the source of the smell 💜
