Jessa Jordan
@missjessajordan.bsky.social
I’m not a doll, I’m a Final Girl🗡️
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Give folks their flowers while they can still smell them 💐🪻🌼 thank you @soji-band.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Give folks their flowers while they can still smell them 💐🪻🌼 thank you @soji-band.bsky.social
It came out on the 4th but I just found out from her insta!! It’s called Purge!
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It came out on the 4th but I just found out from her insta!! It’s called Purge!
@soji-band.bsky.social has the last hometown show with moi on Tuesday!! Don’t miss it, we’re goin off with the homies in Millions of Dead Cops, Violent Highs and a secret 3rd ting 🔥🔥🔥
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@soji-band.bsky.social has the last hometown show with moi on Tuesday!! Don’t miss it, we’re goin off with the homies in Millions of Dead Cops, Violent Highs and a secret 3rd ting 🔥🔥🔥
Gambit reporting for cutie patootie duty ✨
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gambit reporting for cutie patootie duty ✨
Final Philly @soji-band.bsky.social shows with me on the mic! Tomorrow and 11/11! Come get a high five and show me your best HxC 2-step!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Final Philly @soji-band.bsky.social shows with me on the mic! Tomorrow and 11/11! Come get a high five and show me your best HxC 2-step!!
My Discord is open for the watch party later tn if you wanna join me for IT FOLLOWS at 9 PM (or 8:30 to chat and be silly beforehand)! Post an intro and stay tuned for the shenanigans ✨
discord.gg/6yvSwkMfS
discord.gg/6yvSwkMfS
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My Discord is open for the watch party later tn if you wanna join me for IT FOLLOWS at 9 PM (or 8:30 to chat and be silly beforehand)! Post an intro and stay tuned for the shenanigans ✨
discord.gg/6yvSwkMfS
discord.gg/6yvSwkMfS
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Tonight’s gameplan is underway. So far, quite into Hellraiser Bloodline. How they’re in France with no trace of a French accent anywhere, I’ll never know 🤭
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Tonight’s gameplan is underway. So far, quite into Hellraiser Bloodline. How they’re in France with no trace of a French accent anywhere, I’ll never know 🤭
Falling back in love with cardio one gym sesh at a time 💪🏽😮💨 what’s your preferred workout style (strength, core, cardio, flexibility, etc)?
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Falling back in love with cardio one gym sesh at a time 💪🏽😮💨 what’s your preferred workout style (strength, core, cardio, flexibility, etc)?
Sinister bouta fuck me up. I’m only 15 min in and I’m nervous as hell 😭🫠🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
October 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sinister bouta fuck me up. I’m only 15 min in and I’m nervous as hell 😭🫠🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Halloweekend is looking really sexy! Kick that shit off right with @soji-band.bsky.social’s mischief night show, Philly!! Doors @ 7, $10, you better have a costume in the pit!!
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Halloweekend is looking really sexy! Kick that shit off right with @soji-band.bsky.social’s mischief night show, Philly!! Doors @ 7, $10, you better have a costume in the pit!!
So far, No One Will Save You, Good Boy and Wake in Fright were a complete bust. 🫠Hoping tonight’s double feature is redemption.
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So far, No One Will Save You, Good Boy and Wake in Fright were a complete bust. 🫠Hoping tonight’s double feature is redemption.
Bruh, this movie is horrifyingggg, brutal and sad as hell. Def not a fun horror bc now I have a headache and feel exhausted. 🫠😭🙂↕️😵💫
9/10 but extremely heavy trigger warnings for body horror, cannibalism, child abuse and trauma around parents dying. Insane special effects, solid storyline and acting.
9/10 but extremely heavy trigger warnings for body horror, cannibalism, child abuse and trauma around parents dying. Insane special effects, solid storyline and acting.
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Bruh, this movie is horrifyingggg, brutal and sad as hell. Def not a fun horror bc now I have a headache and feel exhausted. 🫠😭🙂↕️😵💫
9/10 but extremely heavy trigger warnings for body horror, cannibalism, child abuse and trauma around parents dying. Insane special effects, solid storyline and acting.
9/10 but extremely heavy trigger warnings for body horror, cannibalism, child abuse and trauma around parents dying. Insane special effects, solid storyline and acting.
I’m watching a horror movie a day for spooky szn and it has not been a bad run at all. The Long Walk is tonight’s feature and when I tell you this is probably giving the Purge a run for its money in terms of “this is dystopian af but could happen” scenarios!
October 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m watching a horror movie a day for spooky szn and it has not been a bad run at all. The Long Walk is tonight’s feature and when I tell you this is probably giving the Purge a run for its money in terms of “this is dystopian af but could happen” scenarios!
It’s not my first rodeo anymore 🐂🤠✨
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It’s not my first rodeo anymore 🐂🤠✨
September 30th / October 1st
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
September 30th / October 1st
@soji-band.bsky.social back at it again for the last day of Virgo szn supporting the homies at JUNTOS! They’re a local non-profit supporting immigrant rights. Come out for a good cause or buy the ticket and don’t come bc the proceeds go to JUNTOS ❤️🔥
September 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@soji-band.bsky.social back at it again for the last day of Virgo szn supporting the homies at JUNTOS! They’re a local non-profit supporting immigrant rights. Come out for a good cause or buy the ticket and don’t come bc the proceeds go to JUNTOS ❤️🔥
@soji-band.bsky.social is running it up today in MA for Queercore Fest 🎉 tell a friendo
September 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@soji-band.bsky.social is running it up today in MA for Queercore Fest 🎉 tell a friendo
13 Months of Sunshine on repeat ✨
August 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
13 Months of Sunshine on repeat ✨
My cat done gone and broke his glass water bowl after an especially intense late night zoomies incident and came to yell at me 6 hours into my sleep like it was my fault. The face of a true muppet
July 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My cat done gone and broke his glass water bowl after an especially intense late night zoomies incident and came to yell at me 6 hours into my sleep like it was my fault. The face of a true muppet
Mercury Retrograde is doing her worst work yet because why did my screen look like this for 15 min? 😵💫
July 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mercury Retrograde is doing her worst work yet because why did my screen look like this for 15 min? 😵💫
Imagine opening your email and seeing a pic shot of you shot by your work wife @gaypanek.bsky.social for @fiveanddiamond.bsky.social. What a mood booster 🥰
July 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Imagine opening your email and seeing a pic shot of you shot by your work wife @gaypanek.bsky.social for @fiveanddiamond.bsky.social. What a mood booster 🥰
Wishing a very pristine fuck you very much to Christian Horner today, tomorrow and always. #F1 #redbullracing
July 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wishing a very pristine fuck you very much to Christian Horner today, tomorrow and always. #F1 #redbullracing
And not naan a Karen will ruin this day ❤️💚🖤💛
June 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And not naan a Karen will ruin this day ❤️💚🖤💛
I wanna stay on vacay ✨
June 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wanna stay on vacay ✨