Sometimes it’s a month or more. 😢

Give it a few million years.

Imagine that. Who’d have guessed it?

If you want a little insight into how we got here listen to her podcast “Ultra.”

Sure he is. 🙄

The one time when my town did this it was unpleasantly cold. I knit myself a Pride beanie to wear but I should have made a friggin parka.

Every one of my answers would be “Mickey Mouse.” You wanted a list, here’s your list.

Extortion 101

There’s a Freudian slip if I ever heard one.

I have to wonder if that mofo ate my bunny rabbits.

There were rumors that the same group was planning to open one of these in the town where I live. If the price of eggs goes down I might need a few hundred for some “redecorating.”

I know it’s the circle of life and whatnot, but I watched those birds build their nest, sit on their eggs, and feed their babies. I watched the babies grow fluffy down on their heads and I noticed that they started opening their eyes yesterday. I was invested in their wellbeing.

No. Just no.

Cowabunga, dude!

Spoiler alert

Oh, HER again. Some people. Sheesh.

And so mama bird came back with a worm five seconds later