The Only Living Dead Girl in New York
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When I die please chop up my body and send pieces to politicians until at least one of them confesses to whatever crime they think you’re alluding to
I liked 2016 better tbh. Girls were still doing that weird thing with their eyebrows.
January 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I liked 2016 better tbh. Girls were still doing that weird thing with their eyebrows.
Just did a really quick Google image search and am pleased to say I am not the first person to have thought the phrase “Catboy Maid Donald Trump”
January 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just did a really quick Google image search and am pleased to say I am not the first person to have thought the phrase “Catboy Maid Donald Trump”
I am thinking about getting VERY into hockey what team should I like
January 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I am thinking about getting VERY into hockey what team should I like
I tried to read one of the game of thrones books once when I was on a real Everyman jag but like the first bit was all aching loins and quivering wombs and quickening seeds and I just like to read books about women having a complicated time at a fancy tea.
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I tried to read one of the game of thrones books once when I was on a real Everyman jag but like the first bit was all aching loins and quivering wombs and quickening seeds and I just like to read books about women having a complicated time at a fancy tea.
Imagine having minor depressive disorder couldn’t be me
January 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Imagine having minor depressive disorder couldn’t be me
I like my women like I like my albums dense and inaccessible
January 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I like my women like I like my albums dense and inaccessible
I want to live inside the new Ethel Cain album
January 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I want to live inside the new Ethel Cain album
I need a wider audience again so I can extoll the virtues of “I started a joke” by The Bee Gees and for no other reason
January 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I need a wider audience again so I can extoll the virtues of “I started a joke” by The Bee Gees and for no other reason
I hate when I am just trying to get out of the grocery store but my stupid daughter ate part of a pomegranate and now the store manager says he gets to keep her HALF the year because of rules and regulations
January 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hate when I am just trying to get out of the grocery store but my stupid daughter ate part of a pomegranate and now the store manager says he gets to keep her HALF the year because of rules and regulations
Me and my oven since I cut oil out of my diet
January 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me and my oven since I cut oil out of my diet
I dropped the shamash and lit some paper towels on fire but boy did they burn for a long time
January 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I dropped the shamash and lit some paper towels on fire but boy did they burn for a long time
My husband just told me “you don’t understand, kids in my family, we’re born barefoot” and I would just really like to know what the alternative is
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My husband just told me “you don’t understand, kids in my family, we’re born barefoot” and I would just really like to know what the alternative is
My son said he’s going to have a 20 pack when he grows up he’s going to have 10 on each side
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 PM
My son said he’s going to have a 20 pack when he grows up he’s going to have 10 on each side
[sisyphus begging his mom for a boulder] pleaaaaaase I promise I will take it on so many walks up the hill
December 10, 2024 at 4:36 PM
[sisyphus begging his mom for a boulder] pleaaaaaase I promise I will take it on so many walks up the hill
My one claim to fame is “Yeah I’m pretty famous”
December 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
My one claim to fame is “Yeah I’m pretty famous”
When Paul McCartney asks if I’ll be his temporary secretary
December 10, 2024 at 4:18 PM
When Paul McCartney asks if I’ll be his temporary secretary
What if there was a smaller but still impressive miracle that happened on 33rd street that we’ll just never know about because it was overshadowed by its more famous counterpart
December 9, 2024 at 2:11 PM
What if there was a smaller but still impressive miracle that happened on 33rd street that we’ll just never know about because it was overshadowed by its more famous counterpart
One time there was a lot of drama in my apartment building and this really quiet stoner guy wrote a very eloquent email and then this old jazz guy insisted someone else wrote it, that it didn’t sound like him and that he would know because he told us “sound is my life”
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 AM
One time there was a lot of drama in my apartment building and this really quiet stoner guy wrote a very eloquent email and then this old jazz guy insisted someone else wrote it, that it didn’t sound like him and that he would know because he told us “sound is my life”
My friend told me her old coworker kept being like I wonder what’s up with the Scientology center like every day until one day he was like you know what I’m going to check out the Scientology center and then he called out sick for a week straight and never came back
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
My friend told me her old coworker kept being like I wonder what’s up with the Scientology center like every day until one day he was like you know what I’m going to check out the Scientology center and then he called out sick for a week straight and never came back
My husband and I didn’t start as an age gap relationship but I’ve been 29 long enough that we are are now and I don’t feel taken advantage of at all
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 AM
My husband and I didn’t start as an age gap relationship but I’ve been 29 long enough that we are are now and I don’t feel taken advantage of at all
Someone out there is making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year telling brands how to use the word skibidi to describe their product
December 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Someone out there is making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year telling brands how to use the word skibidi to describe their product
When someone says something stupid you can just ask them a very disgusting and personal medical question. it doesn’t even have to be one you actually have like if someone says we need more conservative thinkers on here you can say ‘hey will you take a look at this boil on my ass?’
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When someone says something stupid you can just ask them a very disgusting and personal medical question. it doesn’t even have to be one you actually have like if someone says we need more conservative thinkers on here you can say ‘hey will you take a look at this boil on my ass?’
Are you telling me a season affected this disorder
December 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Are you telling me a season affected this disorder
One time in 9th grade Latin class a kid started to argue with me like yelling at me that English is a Romance language because it has romance words and I was so boiling mad at him til I found out his grandma wouldn’t let him take showers because he got too much water on the floor
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
One time in 9th grade Latin class a kid started to argue with me like yelling at me that English is a Romance language because it has romance words and I was so boiling mad at him til I found out his grandma wouldn’t let him take showers because he got too much water on the floor