Jasmine
missjasmine.bsky.social
Jasmine
@missjasmine.bsky.social
Side Eye Jedi Master. TLC reality TV escapist. Daily victim of autocorrect.
https://benable.com/jasminegabrielle

In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.
This is uncalled for!
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“My husband’s not the problem!!”

This you, sis?
#90DayFiance #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The way my toxic relationship with #Kroger pickup doesn’t need to be STUIDIED , it needs a RESTAINING ORDER is truly remarkable.

How my bread, a can is tomatoes and carton of broth we’re supposed to be in the same bag for the FOURTH time - Mind blowing!
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This gutted me
October 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Andrei is in fact a dick and I really hope Elizabeth takes the sides of her family/friends that she’s seen as a result of it, discern what was about him v what was exposed by his presence Ave build a better life for her + kids. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceHEA #90DayFianceGappilyEverAfter
September 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Rereading before I jump into a new project
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sister Michelle has already told that thing to keep her man’s name out of its mouth more than once.

Is about to be a delta flight in here if it keeps on.
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I hit pause so I could take the dog out before it got going too much…didn’t look at the screen on the way out. Came back to this.

I should have known better. I did it to myself.
#Sinners
July 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Tell me you watched entirely too much Jersey Shore in the 00s without telling me
June 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Oh we’re testing the emergency alert past 11:30 on a Saturday night?! Oh, we’re fucked fucked. Cool
June 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me and my on repeat

HELP!!
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wasn’t expecting this in the bathroom of a business luncheon, but happy it’s here
June 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My daughter made me breakfast. I’m not allowed to eat it because it’s too hot on and the imaginary coconut milk is still cold… and she took it away because Bluey wanted the surfboard that was my straw back, but you know- it’s the thought.
June 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
May 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh damn.
April 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The official dinner of “I’m done with this day”.
February 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Saw #PrimaryTrust this week. I need Eboni Booth to drop what town Cranberry is. My guesses aren’t East of Rochester.

Anyway- you should go see it when it’s near you.
#playhouseinthepark #cincinnati
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 13📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge
February 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 12📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge
February 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 11📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge
February 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
♌️Extra cheese, tomatoes, green peppers
♊️@DarthJaeda
♐️ actually I haven’t in a long time, but I used to heavy. Wonder what changed
February 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 10📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge
February 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 9📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge

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February 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
📖 Book Challenge - Day 8📖

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky

#Bookchallenge
February 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM