Mission Rejected
@missionrejected.bsky.social
A full cast, scripted comedy podcast from The Porch Room. When the world's top spy chooses NOT to accept his missions, there's no choice but to send in...the backups. New episodes the last Friday of each month! https://www.missionrejected.com
Mark your calendars. We’re coming back.
September 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Mark your calendars. We’re coming back.
Goodbye, Bowden…hello, Rawdogger93! Be sure to watch our epic live show on our YouTube channel. It’s hard to convey the power of the cheesesteak hat over audio.
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Goodbye, Bowden…hello, Rawdogger93! Be sure to watch our epic live show on our YouTube channel. It’s hard to convey the power of the cheesesteak hat over audio.
To celebrate the end of summer, everything in our merch shop is on sale, including our new line of shirts!! merch.missionrejected.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To celebrate the end of summer, everything in our merch shop is on sale, including our new line of shirts!! merch.missionrejected.com
Five characters. One Bob.
Watch or listen to our first ever live show now!!
Watch or listen to our first ever live show now!!
August 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Five characters. One Bob.
Watch or listen to our first ever live show now!!
Watch or listen to our first ever live show now!!
Here are some highlights from last night’s sensational live show in Philadelphia!
August 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Here are some highlights from last night’s sensational live show in Philadelphia!
Two nights to go.
Got your tickets?
Got your tickets?
August 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Two nights to go.
Got your tickets?
Got your tickets?
We’re just one week away!!! Book your tickets now! www.etix.com/ticket/p/853...
July 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We’re just one week away!!! Book your tickets now! www.etix.com/ticket/p/853...
Philadelphia, we’re coming for you! Just ONE MONTH until our first live show! Get yourself to the City of Brotherly Love for what’s going to be a legendary evening! www.etix.com/ticket/p/853...
July 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Philadelphia, we’re coming for you! Just ONE MONTH until our first live show! Get yourself to the City of Brotherly Love for what’s going to be a legendary evening! www.etix.com/ticket/p/853...
It’s time for our annual behind the scenes episode! One thing is clear: we all need hair cuts. www.missionrejected.com/episodes/emf...
April 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s time for our annual behind the scenes episode! One thing is clear: we all need hair cuts. www.missionrejected.com/episodes/emf...
Don't forget that we're taking YOUR questions for our annual behind-the-scenes episode! We've had some great one comes in, but we'd love a few more! Ask us anything!!
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March 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Don't forget that we're taking YOUR questions for our annual behind-the-scenes episode! We've had some great one comes in, but we'd love a few more! Ask us anything!!
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We turned six yesterday! Thank you so much for listening. There’s so much more to come!
March 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We turned six yesterday! Thank you so much for listening. There’s so much more to come!
The Mission Rejected Music League is back!! This year’s theme is around some of our favorite episodes. Register and play in round 1 this week, picking a song you feel best represents “Cattle Call”! bit.ly/MissionMusic...
February 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Mission Rejected Music League is back!! This year’s theme is around some of our favorite episodes. Register and play in round 1 this week, picking a song you feel best represents “Cattle Call”! bit.ly/MissionMusic...
Chet is ready to pull back the curtain and expose O.G.! But does he have any ACTUAL evidence? Our season five finale, “Don’t Tell Mom The Illuminati’s Dad” is out NOW! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
January 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Chet is ready to pull back the curtain and expose O.G.! But does he have any ACTUAL evidence? Our season five finale, “Don’t Tell Mom The Illuminati’s Dad” is out NOW! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
We’re still feeling the loss of David Lynch, so we did what he would do and created something! Hear our very silly tribute on our Patreon - this bonus short available to all members! www.patreon.com/missionrejec...
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We’re still feeling the loss of David Lynch, so we did what he would do and created something! Hear our very silly tribute on our Patreon - this bonus short available to all members! www.patreon.com/missionrejec...
Rest in peace to the master. He’s not gone, he’s just not here. We hope he didn’t mind we imitated him in 4.11.
January 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Rest in peace to the master. He’s not gone, he’s just not here. We hope he didn’t mind we imitated him in 4.11.
Christmas at the White House means good cheer, celebrity guests…and world ending secrets! O.G. returns in “The Living Slieghlights” - a Mission Rejected holiday special! Out now! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Christmas at the White House means good cheer, celebrity guests…and world ending secrets! O.G. returns in “The Living Slieghlights” - a Mission Rejected holiday special! Out now! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
The team needs access to an invite only gala at the International Spy Museum and turn to a sweet old lady for help in “Plight at the Museum”, out now! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The team needs access to an invite only gala at the International Spy Museum and turn to a sweet old lady for help in “Plight at the Museum”, out now! www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
The Mission: Rejected team stormed the Austin Film Festival this past week, and totally failed to get our annual group picture. So here’s John, JoEllen (407 guest star), and Michael at the premier of “Lady Parts” - a fantastic film you should seek out.
October 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
The Mission: Rejected team stormed the Austin Film Festival this past week, and totally failed to get our annual group picture. So here’s John, JoEllen (407 guest star), and Michael at the premier of “Lady Parts” - a fantastic film you should seek out.
A bunker maze under a corn maze? Only Skip Granger can find himself in these situations! Episode 5.09: “GoldenEar” is OUT NOW!
October 26, 2024 at 7:55 PM
A bunker maze under a corn maze? Only Skip Granger can find himself in these situations! Episode 5.09: “GoldenEar” is OUT NOW!
Thank you, Norway!
We know things haven't been the same since they closed Maelstrom at EPCOT. We're so happy to fill that void.
We know things haven't been the same since they closed Maelstrom at EPCOT. We're so happy to fill that void.
October 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Thank you, Norway!
We know things haven't been the same since they closed Maelstrom at EPCOT. We're so happy to fill that void.
We know things haven't been the same since they closed Maelstrom at EPCOT. We're so happy to fill that void.
Bowden faces the reality of reality television as he must survive being “Naked and Dismayed” with special guest star @crystalstorm.bsky.social
Art by fllobooster.
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Art by fllobooster.
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April 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Bowden faces the reality of reality television as he must survive being “Naked and Dismayed” with special guest star @crystalstorm.bsky.social
Art by fllobooster.
www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
Art by fllobooster.
www.missionrejected.com/episodes/epi...
In honor of our 50th episode, here’s a recap of the story so far - one image for each episode!! Here’s to many more adventures still to come!! Thanks to our incredible cast, amazing guests, powerhouse creative team and, most of all, our world class fans!!
March 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
In honor of our 50th episode, here’s a recap of the story so far - one image for each episode!! Here’s to many more adventures still to come!! Thanks to our incredible cast, amazing guests, powerhouse creative team and, most of all, our world class fans!!
Season Five begins Friday...but our Patreon supporters just received the season premiere early! Can't wait? For as little as $1 a month, you can get EVERY episode before they go public! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected
March 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Season Five begins Friday...but our Patreon supporters just received the season premiere early! Can't wait? For as little as $1 a month, you can get EVERY episode before they go public! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected