Sarah Thissell
@missingjamey.bsky.social
Widowed mom of three glorious kiddos and three glorious cats. I’m doing my best to fight for their world to be better than it is today. My totally useless knowledge far outweighs anything that would help me survive a zombie apocalypse.
When you have to say “this isn’t
The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!
The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!
May 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When you have to say “this isn’t
The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!
The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!
I mean, I guess I agree…
March 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I mean, I guess I agree…
He wants all art museums to be filled with those portraits portraying him as a superhero and maybe a few golden calf (err…golden ass) statues.
November 20, 2024 at 11:48 AM
He wants all art museums to be filled with those portraits portraying him as a superhero and maybe a few golden calf (err…golden ass) statues.
I was assuming that Steven Seagal was getting that position. After all, he already knows Russian so it will be easier to get his marching orders.
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I was assuming that Steven Seagal was getting that position. After all, he already knows Russian so it will be easier to get his marching orders.
Hi Heather! Nice to see you over here!
November 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Hi Heather! Nice to see you over here!
Same, owl, same…
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Same, owl, same…
Of course! I don’t want my babies to be sad!
November 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Of course! I don’t want my babies to be sad!
What could go wrong? Absolutely no red flags there, right? Hold on a sec, I need to go buy $50,000 worth of gift cards for my “granddaughter” who is stuck in a foreign country. I wonder which of my kids had a daughter and didn’t tell me…
November 19, 2024 at 2:01 PM
What could go wrong? Absolutely no red flags there, right? Hold on a sec, I need to go buy $50,000 worth of gift cards for my “granddaughter” who is stuck in a foreign country. I wonder which of my kids had a daughter and didn’t tell me…
My one trip to Hooters was with my 3 year old, my husband, and my husband’s 95 year old grandmother. It wasn’t for the food, it was because Nana said “I’ve always wanted to go to Hooters at least once”. Nana was an icon.
November 19, 2024 at 12:09 PM
My one trip to Hooters was with my 3 year old, my husband, and my husband’s 95 year old grandmother. It wasn’t for the food, it was because Nana said “I’ve always wanted to go to Hooters at least once”. Nana was an icon.
I’m here for all of it!
November 19, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I’m here for all of it!
I don’t usually use emoji as bullet points, but I didn’t know this. Thank you! I will now make sure that I don’t.
November 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
I don’t usually use emoji as bullet points, but I didn’t know this. Thank you! I will now make sure that I don’t.
Thank you! We are hanging in there. Sending hugs back! I hope that you and your wife are also doing as well as can be expected in this climate. One of these days we have to all meet up in NYC (maybe at Butch Gardens). I haven’t seen Ira and ‘los in person since pre-COVID.
November 19, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Thank you! We are hanging in there. Sending hugs back! I hope that you and your wife are also doing as well as can be expected in this climate. One of these days we have to all meet up in NYC (maybe at Butch Gardens). I haven’t seen Ira and ‘los in person since pre-COVID.
I was betting on the Bear with the bicycle for transportation.
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I was betting on the Bear with the bicycle for transportation.
How many children have died of atheism?
November 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
How many children have died of atheism?
Originally, the use was supposed to be to reduce the urge to masturbate. I’m not quite sure what that says about this analogy…
November 18, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Originally, the use was supposed to be to reduce the urge to masturbate. I’m not quite sure what that says about this analogy…
My grandmother died last year at the age of 102. Someone just asked me when she was born and I said “it must have been 1901”…until it hit me that 102 years ago would actually have been 1921!
November 18, 2024 at 9:21 PM
My grandmother died last year at the age of 102. Someone just asked me when she was born and I said “it must have been 1901”…until it hit me that 102 years ago would actually have been 1921!
That is such a wonderful age!!
November 18, 2024 at 9:18 PM
That is such a wonderful age!!
Anyone up for an iron lung kickstarter? It probably makes sense to start now, especially because a bunch of the components will be more expensive after tariffs.
November 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Anyone up for an iron lung kickstarter? It probably makes sense to start now, especially because a bunch of the components will be more expensive after tariffs.
Be careful…once you start, it’s hard to stop. My kids are obsessed with them. Both of my girls have sensory issues and these are some of the best stuffed animals that we have found.
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Be careful…once you start, it’s hard to stop. My kids are obsessed with them. Both of my girls have sensory issues and these are some of the best stuffed animals that we have found.
Oh no…let me find my tiny violin…
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Oh no…let me find my tiny violin…
I don’t understand. Why don’t they believe that horror artists share joy?
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I don’t understand. Why don’t they believe that horror artists share joy?