The Masked Connoisseur
@missinformed.bsky.social
Lover of the Light & Mother to the Wild
Feels like I've been here before.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Feels like I've been here before.
I've been cursed with this knowledge, that's why I pass it down.
~My sixteen yearold~
~My sixteen yearold~
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I've been cursed with this knowledge, that's why I pass it down.
~My sixteen yearold~
~My sixteen yearold~
The egg size matters, don't fuck up grandmas recipes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The egg size matters, don't fuck up grandmas recipes.
Is there homicidal bitchin' going down in your kitchen?
youtu.be/DU-RuR-qO4Y?...
youtu.be/DU-RuR-qO4Y?...
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is there homicidal bitchin' going down in your kitchen?
youtu.be/DU-RuR-qO4Y?...
youtu.be/DU-RuR-qO4Y?...
I should vacuum. youtu.be/JTUDwlBDpNM?...
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I should vacuum. youtu.be/JTUDwlBDpNM?...
When I sit down at the table to eat my dog thinks she's a bird.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When I sit down at the table to eat my dog thinks she's a bird.
I should vacuum. youtu.be/6aogOR8c8Q4?...
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I should vacuum. youtu.be/6aogOR8c8Q4?...
Let them eat cake.
youtu.be/y3sQDwOTFJU?...
youtu.be/y3sQDwOTFJU?...
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Let them eat cake.
youtu.be/y3sQDwOTFJU?...
youtu.be/y3sQDwOTFJU?...
It's Friday bitches..
Time to let your cuckoo out!
Time to let your cuckoo out!
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's Friday bitches..
Time to let your cuckoo out!
Time to let your cuckoo out!
I was told a little girl bought a license to kill, it cost her less than 20$.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was told a little girl bought a license to kill, it cost her less than 20$.
The tomatoes are done.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The tomatoes are done.
I should vacuum. youtu.be/wCNelxxc1JE?...
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I should vacuum. youtu.be/wCNelxxc1JE?...
Happy Halloween to the appreciation society!
@skot.bsky.social
@dawphin.bsky.social
@oddlings.bsky.social
@georgebrowne.bsky.social
@urs-annex.bsky.social
@elegantcloud51.bsky.social
@robklippel.bsky.social
@obscenefire.bsky.social
@tallon.bsky.social
Your tricks are a treat!
@skot.bsky.social
@dawphin.bsky.social
@oddlings.bsky.social
@georgebrowne.bsky.social
@urs-annex.bsky.social
@elegantcloud51.bsky.social
@robklippel.bsky.social
@obscenefire.bsky.social
@tallon.bsky.social
Your tricks are a treat!
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Happy Halloween to the appreciation society!
@skot.bsky.social
@dawphin.bsky.social
@oddlings.bsky.social
@georgebrowne.bsky.social
@urs-annex.bsky.social
@elegantcloud51.bsky.social
@robklippel.bsky.social
@obscenefire.bsky.social
@tallon.bsky.social
Your tricks are a treat!
@skot.bsky.social
@dawphin.bsky.social
@oddlings.bsky.social
@georgebrowne.bsky.social
@urs-annex.bsky.social
@elegantcloud51.bsky.social
@robklippel.bsky.social
@obscenefire.bsky.social
@tallon.bsky.social
Your tricks are a treat!
After every song I said.. Bitch!
Took 5 or 6 songs before it was funny.
It's my thing now.
Took 5 or 6 songs before it was funny.
It's my thing now.
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
After every song I said.. Bitch!
Took 5 or 6 songs before it was funny.
It's my thing now.
Took 5 or 6 songs before it was funny.
It's my thing now.
Some limbs will have to be cut off this winter. #Frostbite
October 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Some limbs will have to be cut off this winter. #Frostbite
Who would want to be such a control freak?
youtu.be/jdzpWfliYM0?...
youtu.be/jdzpWfliYM0?...
October 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Who would want to be such a control freak?
youtu.be/jdzpWfliYM0?...
youtu.be/jdzpWfliYM0?...
I should vacuum. youtu.be/Le-3MIBxQTw?...
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I should vacuum. youtu.be/Le-3MIBxQTw?...
On every Indian reservation there are two old ladies kicking the undesirable off the rez and onto the streets.
#ShovedUnderARock
#ShovedUnderARock
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
On every Indian reservation there are two old ladies kicking the undesirable off the rez and onto the streets.
#ShovedUnderARock
#ShovedUnderARock
Shoved under a rock.
Is this natural?
Is this natural?
October 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Shoved under a rock.
Is this natural?
Is this natural?
What do you think of your ducks now? Asked my Mother as I puked witnessing the Mommy duck drown her ducklings. Shoved under a rock said the bird book.
October 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What do you think of your ducks now? Asked my Mother as I puked witnessing the Mommy duck drown her ducklings. Shoved under a rock said the bird book.
This is the Auntie vibe I want to put out to the world.
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is the Auntie vibe I want to put out to the world.
Listen...when you get to a certain age presents come in boxes with therapeutic printed on them. It's a fact of life.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Listen...when you get to a certain age presents come in boxes with therapeutic printed on them. It's a fact of life.
Age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.
#FuckingWilliamShakespeare
youtu.be/jO1O-BAm7y0?...
#FuckingWilliamShakespeare
youtu.be/jO1O-BAm7y0?...
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Age cannot whither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.
#FuckingWilliamShakespeare
youtu.be/jO1O-BAm7y0?...
#FuckingWilliamShakespeare
youtu.be/jO1O-BAm7y0?...
It's that day again.
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's that day again.
Got revolution?
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Got revolution?