The meme “your in his DMs but he’s in my passenger seat holding on for dear life”

Relatable 🤣👀💀

Before a surgeon chipped almost 7ml out my chin 🤣🤦‍♀️

So this holiday was a present from my parents for graduating with my degree. I’m the only 1 in the family with the qualification.

Baby lemon sharks swimming between my legs & a swim in a volcanic salt mine are memories that will stay with me forever.

I really am blessed with amazing parents

Hangover & island tour 🤦‍♀️

FML 😩

My lassie has just learned what a upside down pineapple means 😩🤣

Good morning 🤫🙃💚

Champagne breakfast 🤷‍♀️🤣

Twitter account deactivated for now.

Genuinely will never understand why folk especially men, need to be so god dam vile.

My wean & my best pal… we’ve been together in this pool bar for hours 🤣🤦‍♀️

Always from faceless accounts 🤦‍♀️🥴

This is gony be a disaster… scheme bird in a very posh hotel 👀🤣

Start as I mean to go on 🤫🇨🇻

go.bsky.app/GkANZ8z

Someone’s at it for sure 🤣

And just as I post this I get a dm.

Naw. Just don’t.
Not in the slightest bit interest in speaking in DMs unless I know you.

Please can this app no be filled with creepy sleezy men 🤞🏻

Eh hello 👋 @j-113csc.bsky.social 🤣🤣