This could be us if you fill out my booking form and lock in a deposit

I throw costume parties all year and decided to keep it low key comfy for a change this Halloween. Excuse the permanently streaky mirror in my century-old apartment.

Lately, it can be difficult to parse the real companions from AI, scammers, and imposters. Despite my ambivalence toward social media, I intend on using this account to show you someone real. No excessive photo editing, no chatgpt…these things are against my principles.

Enjoy