the loud fifth grader running for class president on the platform of longer recesses and two lunch periods because they don't like math and geography, receiving mass applause from their peers screaming for reduction in reading time

"we looked at the risks and benefits"

here's a powerpoint outlining the risks and benefits of technology as determined by politically-charged econ majors funded by mysterious donors who have no interest in advancing ai for nefarious purposes, promise

if they step in the blood is that an abuse of corpse charge or will they just fall into hysterics like they do when fentanyl touches their patrol cars

god we live in the worst fucking timeline

it's more fun than i expected!! the little bangboo critters are so cute too

we live in the worst fucking timeline