You know what? I think I’m actually busy that day….
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know what? I think I’m actually busy that day….
Harsh but fair.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Harsh but fair.
Personally I’d prefer they tore it down whilst he was actually inside it…
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Personally I’d prefer they tore it down whilst he was actually inside it…
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Another day of extreme disappointment in the obituaries.
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Another day of extreme disappointment in the obituaries.
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Pot. Kettle. Black. Orange. Loser.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pot. Kettle. Black. Orange. Loser.
I see what you did there (took me a minute, mind)!
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I see what you did there (took me a minute, mind)!
Right back at ya!
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Right back at ya!
Happy birthday, glorious birthday twin! Having only just surfaced, I am going to leave ‘reflecting on my life so far’ until I have a glass of Champagne in my hand. Or at least a cup of strong tea. Have a fabulous day xx
September 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Happy birthday, glorious birthday twin! Having only just surfaced, I am going to leave ‘reflecting on my life so far’ until I have a glass of Champagne in my hand. Or at least a cup of strong tea. Have a fabulous day xx
You do realise that The Cat Distribution System will now send you a cat for every square. 25 cats. That’s going to be your life now.
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You do realise that The Cat Distribution System will now send you a cat for every square. 25 cats. That’s going to be your life now.
No, wait: When Harry And Gary Met Sally.
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
No, wait: When Harry And Gary Met Sally.
When Gary Met Sally
September 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When Gary Met Sally
Stephen King’s ‘Gary’
September 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Stephen King’s ‘Gary’
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He doesn't look well. I hope it's nothing trivial.
August 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
He doesn't look well. I hope it's nothing trivial.
I’d be needing the snackiest snacks after all that.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I’d be needing the snackiest snacks after all that.
It’s a shite state of affairs.
August 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s a shite state of affairs.
Living the dream, mate. Living the fucking dream.
July 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Living the dream, mate. Living the fucking dream.