Maybe there's something in this Nigel Farage and Nathan Gill Russian bribes story....

We should bring back dropping cryptic clues to our emotional states through the sharing of highly curated songs on our profiles

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

I love you tech nerds and furries in my computer

Begone puritan

I had a dream I doing a terrible job at work(standard dream tbh). Anyway, my wife sends me a link to something. After we finish up with the patient, the link opens up on the surgery computer and it's... "Horses in trance". Just a video of horses running on the beach to trance music. Jarring.

I love that I get to re-live my 12-years-old self's experience of being unpopular on new social media! All my 3 followers make some noise!