Mr
@missedmycue.bsky.social
Piscean.
Hazel eyes.
I enjoy eating food that other people have made.
I feel old.
I look old.
I am old.
I don't have a favourite colour.
Partial to using the word partial.
Resides in England.
I have been cutting my own hair since 1985.
Hazel eyes.
I enjoy eating food that other people have made.
I feel old.
I look old.
I am old.
I don't have a favourite colour.
Partial to using the word partial.
Resides in England.
I have been cutting my own hair since 1985.
One in the pink
and two in the stink.
and two in the stink.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
One in the pink
and two in the stink.
and two in the stink.
A North East England unsung music legend died today.
Dave Curle, 30 years in the studio at First Avenue in Newcastle. Producer, sound engineer, mixer. Whether it was for The Futureheads, @laurenlaverne.bsky.social, Maximo Park or locals nobody ever heard again, they all got Dave's expertise.
Dave Curle, 30 years in the studio at First Avenue in Newcastle. Producer, sound engineer, mixer. Whether it was for The Futureheads, @laurenlaverne.bsky.social, Maximo Park or locals nobody ever heard again, they all got Dave's expertise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A North East England unsung music legend died today.
Dave Curle, 30 years in the studio at First Avenue in Newcastle. Producer, sound engineer, mixer. Whether it was for The Futureheads, @laurenlaverne.bsky.social, Maximo Park or locals nobody ever heard again, they all got Dave's expertise.
Dave Curle, 30 years in the studio at First Avenue in Newcastle. Producer, sound engineer, mixer. Whether it was for The Futureheads, @laurenlaverne.bsky.social, Maximo Park or locals nobody ever heard again, they all got Dave's expertise.
I was just about to order some takeaway to be delivered, but the weather is fucking dreadful and I thought I wouldn't like to be out delivering grub to lazy, greedy bastards tonight.
The guilt hit me just as the Trussell Trust emailed me so I donated to them instead...I am such a daft hungry cunt.
The guilt hit me just as the Trussell Trust emailed me so I donated to them instead...I am such a daft hungry cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I was just about to order some takeaway to be delivered, but the weather is fucking dreadful and I thought I wouldn't like to be out delivering grub to lazy, greedy bastards tonight.
The guilt hit me just as the Trussell Trust emailed me so I donated to them instead...I am such a daft hungry cunt.
The guilt hit me just as the Trussell Trust emailed me so I donated to them instead...I am such a daft hungry cunt.
Aw. Just had a high followed by a monumental low.
Noticed the actor in the film I was watching is called Bennett, I then thought he reminds me of Mr Bennett from Take Hart so off to IMDb and the hunch was right, Colin Bennett's son...but Colin died last year.
So this is a sad tale. Like the film.
Noticed the actor in the film I was watching is called Bennett, I then thought he reminds me of Mr Bennett from Take Hart so off to IMDb and the hunch was right, Colin Bennett's son...but Colin died last year.
So this is a sad tale. Like the film.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Aw. Just had a high followed by a monumental low.
Noticed the actor in the film I was watching is called Bennett, I then thought he reminds me of Mr Bennett from Take Hart so off to IMDb and the hunch was right, Colin Bennett's son...but Colin died last year.
So this is a sad tale. Like the film.
Noticed the actor in the film I was watching is called Bennett, I then thought he reminds me of Mr Bennett from Take Hart so off to IMDb and the hunch was right, Colin Bennett's son...but Colin died last year.
So this is a sad tale. Like the film.
Only my second glass of whisky and it is nearly 11pm.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Only my second glass of whisky and it is nearly 11pm.
I know people say don't light your Christmas candle on top of your vitamins canister on top of a toilet roll wearing glasses with a lighter for a nose until Xmas Eve but I couldn't resist. Tastes of cinnamon and nutmeg.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I know people say don't light your Christmas candle on top of your vitamins canister on top of a toilet roll wearing glasses with a lighter for a nose until Xmas Eve but I couldn't resist. Tastes of cinnamon and nutmeg.
As much as Hegseth reminds me of every 80's kids film villain rolled into one horrible human being.
Pretty sure he was the spurned bad guy boyfriend in Teen Wolf.
Pretty sure he was the spurned bad guy boyfriend in Teen Wolf.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
As much as Hegseth reminds me of every 80's kids film villain rolled into one horrible human being.
Pretty sure he was the spurned bad guy boyfriend in Teen Wolf.
Pretty sure he was the spurned bad guy boyfriend in Teen Wolf.
Been chatting Sunday roasts with the lads.
Apparently Morrisons is the best supermarket to buy your meat joint.
But I have come to realise that I am by far the untidiest cook and my mates could have their own Instagram OCD cooking accounts, judging by their photos.
Apparently Morrisons is the best supermarket to buy your meat joint.
But I have come to realise that I am by far the untidiest cook and my mates could have their own Instagram OCD cooking accounts, judging by their photos.
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Been chatting Sunday roasts with the lads.
Apparently Morrisons is the best supermarket to buy your meat joint.
But I have come to realise that I am by far the untidiest cook and my mates could have their own Instagram OCD cooking accounts, judging by their photos.
Apparently Morrisons is the best supermarket to buy your meat joint.
But I have come to realise that I am by far the untidiest cook and my mates could have their own Instagram OCD cooking accounts, judging by their photos.
Half time in the rugby LEAGUE match on TV.
No posh accents on the pundits.
No posh accents on the pundits.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Half time in the rugby LEAGUE match on TV.
No posh accents on the pundits.
No posh accents on the pundits.
Erm...has something happened to Martin Keown?
Why is he suddenly unrecognisable?
Can't be just because he is smiling.
Why is he suddenly unrecognisable?
Can't be just because he is smiling.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Erm...has something happened to Martin Keown?
Why is he suddenly unrecognisable?
Can't be just because he is smiling.
Why is he suddenly unrecognisable?
Can't be just because he is smiling.
I didn't have any hobbies
so during a lockdown I started one.
I hate waste so I started collecting all my
spit after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash.
So now I have 47 bottles and jars of slightly diluted mouthwash if society breaks down.
Pretty cool, ay.
so during a lockdown I started one.
I hate waste so I started collecting all my
spit after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash.
So now I have 47 bottles and jars of slightly diluted mouthwash if society breaks down.
Pretty cool, ay.
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I didn't have any hobbies
so during a lockdown I started one.
I hate waste so I started collecting all my
spit after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash.
So now I have 47 bottles and jars of slightly diluted mouthwash if society breaks down.
Pretty cool, ay.
so during a lockdown I started one.
I hate waste so I started collecting all my
spit after brushing my teeth and using mouthwash.
So now I have 47 bottles and jars of slightly diluted mouthwash if society breaks down.
Pretty cool, ay.
The tower did not show up in the link.
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The tower did not show up in the link.
There were not many nastier smells than the inward burning by candle of a turnip in my youth.
Or a swede, we can't tell the difference between turnips and swedes in NE England.
Every kid I know will have a bread knife scar from the hollowing process that had to begin a week before Halloween.
Or a swede, we can't tell the difference between turnips and swedes in NE England.
Every kid I know will have a bread knife scar from the hollowing process that had to begin a week before Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
There were not many nastier smells than the inward burning by candle of a turnip in my youth.
Or a swede, we can't tell the difference between turnips and swedes in NE England.
Every kid I know will have a bread knife scar from the hollowing process that had to begin a week before Halloween.
Or a swede, we can't tell the difference between turnips and swedes in NE England.
Every kid I know will have a bread knife scar from the hollowing process that had to begin a week before Halloween.
Tragedy has struck.
Came across a giant XXXXL cardigan on sale for about £5.
I thought to myself it will be perfect for the winter, I can wear it indoors with a jumper or two underneath as I try to live without using the gas heating.
It only fucking fits, doesn't it...4XL...pass the lettuce please
Came across a giant XXXXL cardigan on sale for about £5.
I thought to myself it will be perfect for the winter, I can wear it indoors with a jumper or two underneath as I try to live without using the gas heating.
It only fucking fits, doesn't it...4XL...pass the lettuce please
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Tragedy has struck.
Came across a giant XXXXL cardigan on sale for about £5.
I thought to myself it will be perfect for the winter, I can wear it indoors with a jumper or two underneath as I try to live without using the gas heating.
It only fucking fits, doesn't it...4XL...pass the lettuce please
Came across a giant XXXXL cardigan on sale for about £5.
I thought to myself it will be perfect for the winter, I can wear it indoors with a jumper or two underneath as I try to live without using the gas heating.
It only fucking fits, doesn't it...4XL...pass the lettuce please
Last time(thirty years ago) I watched the late fifties film, The Blob, I thought this guy was Steve Martin. I guess I had always thought Steve Martin was older than he really was because of early silver foxness.
July 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Last time(thirty years ago) I watched the late fifties film, The Blob, I thought this guy was Steve Martin. I guess I had always thought Steve Martin was older than he really was because of early silver foxness.
They do what when they sit on you??!!!
March 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They do what when they sit on you??!!!
Hmm.
Bought some cheap hand soap from the dodgy shop.
It does the job
but does look like 500 grams of man spunk...not off putting at all.
Doesn't taste very nice either.
Bought some cheap hand soap from the dodgy shop.
It does the job
but does look like 500 grams of man spunk...not off putting at all.
Doesn't taste very nice either.
December 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Hmm.
Bought some cheap hand soap from the dodgy shop.
It does the job
but does look like 500 grams of man spunk...not off putting at all.
Doesn't taste very nice either.
Bought some cheap hand soap from the dodgy shop.
It does the job
but does look like 500 grams of man spunk...not off putting at all.
Doesn't taste very nice either.
Today's orange had 4 pips hidden inside.
January 13, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Today's orange had 4 pips hidden inside.
Today's orange ended up as an elephant spraying liquid from it's trunk.
Whoops. It's upside down.
Whoops. It's upside down.
January 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Today's orange ended up as an elephant spraying liquid from it's trunk.
Whoops. It's upside down.
Whoops. It's upside down.