Miss Dfies
@missdfies.bsky.social
Teacher, artist, writer, musician, friend to all animals and a human or two. I make fun of things and make art from things, like driftwood, shells, rocks, and cat whiskers.😺 I'm pretty harmless.
Word of the week:
Pisstified
When you are both pissed off and mystified by people's silly behavior.
Pisstified
When you are both pissed off and mystified by people's silly behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Word of the week:
Pisstified
When you are both pissed off and mystified by people's silly behavior.
Pisstified
When you are both pissed off and mystified by people's silly behavior.
Love to help you out, Monty, but I haven't the energy. I read the news today. Oh boy.
--Befuddled Butter
--Befuddled Butter
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Love to help you out, Monty, but I haven't the energy. I read the news today. Oh boy.
--Befuddled Butter
--Befuddled Butter
Considering the drumpf's obsession with gold, this
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Considering the drumpf's obsession with gold, this
Important for accuracy is this standard for stupidity measurement. You can see Me-gyn surpassed "completely stupid" some time ago.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Important for accuracy is this standard for stupidity measurement. You can see Me-gyn surpassed "completely stupid" some time ago.
Was painting my bathroom today when I looked down and saw this image on my newspaper. Your dog has a doppelganger ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Was painting my bathroom today when I looked down and saw this image on my newspaper. Your dog has a doppelganger ☺️
These are the women ruining the workplace
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
These are the women ruining the workplace
A woman ruined my workplace by Ingres (1854)
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A woman ruined my workplace by Ingres (1854)
One problem is people don't realize how big California is. They lump everybody together as if all 40 million Californians think and act alike. If you study this graph carefully...
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
One problem is people don't realize how big California is. They lump everybody together as if all 40 million Californians think and act alike. If you study this graph carefully...
I think I did a watercolor of those birds a few years back
November 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think I did a watercolor of those birds a few years back
Also this would not be a road sign, as well as a problem
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Also this would not be a road sign, as well as a problem
From Desiderata, a reminder
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
From Desiderata, a reminder
As the ramping begins ...
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
As the ramping begins ...
Donnie and Marie 💖👑
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Donnie and Marie 💖👑
Tired of their shit
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tired of their shit
Aww. I miss my dog so much. Crying is my norm. 😢
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Aww. I miss my dog so much. Crying is my norm. 😢
In 1967, I learned about injustice. "Winchester Cathedral" won the Record of the Year Grammy. Other nominees were "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas & the Papas, "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles, "Cherish" by The Association, "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys, "Last Train to Clarksville" by The Monkees.🤪
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In 1967, I learned about injustice. "Winchester Cathedral" won the Record of the Year Grammy. Other nominees were "Monday, Monday" by The Mamas & the Papas, "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles, "Cherish" by The Association, "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys, "Last Train to Clarksville" by The Monkees.🤪
Trump edition Monopoly game rules, updated:
1. Acquire and develop properties
2. Charge rent and drive opponents to bankruptcy
3. Destroy America
4. Flip table when everyone hates you
1. Acquire and develop properties
2. Charge rent and drive opponents to bankruptcy
3. Destroy America
4. Flip table when everyone hates you
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump edition Monopoly game rules, updated:
1. Acquire and develop properties
2. Charge rent and drive opponents to bankruptcy
3. Destroy America
4. Flip table when everyone hates you
1. Acquire and develop properties
2. Charge rent and drive opponents to bankruptcy
3. Destroy America
4. Flip table when everyone hates you
Available on Amazon, Etsy, everyone's printer
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Available on Amazon, Etsy, everyone's printer
Our govt is cutting down a lot of trees. And abducting people. And taking away our health care. And blasting fishermen out of the water. Do I care about the east wing remodel?
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Our govt is cutting down a lot of trees. And abducting people. And taking away our health care. And blasting fishermen out of the water. Do I care about the east wing remodel?
You mean this Epstein Ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You mean this Epstein Ballroom
