@eatmyhalo.bsky.social been missing you so here to check x

Pls I Need tips for a hotel / spa in or around Chester please. I’m having ONE DAY away from the kids to EAT at a nice restaurant and hopefully SOAK LIKE A CHRISTMAS PUDDING in a roll top bath but struggling to find a nice place

Oh GOD I’ve been telling everyone I watched the Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie last week but I’ve just found out there’s two and I was watching one from 2022.

This explains a LOT

I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.

Told my husband I didn’t want the roast dinner he cooked all afternoon. Then came down after a big bath and said I’d finish the potatoes, could he make me some gravy, stick the carrots in too, actually yeah I’ll have a piece of chicken why not

It’s not my birthDAY until Monday. It’s just DeeCember right now

Having a birthday curry, watching a birthday film, checking in on my birthday friends

I really enjoyed that PMQ’s. Haven’t been able to stomach it for at least a decade

I wonder what Kurt Cobain would make of Bluesky?

Cat in a buggy for your pleasure

Beautiful women called ‘invalid handle’ in your area

What if we just continue to call them tweets over here?

@msellasimone.bsky.social oh hello you

Hola. I’ve been busy discovering uranium glass. It glows.