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Miss Beasty
@missbeasty.bsky.social
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Hobby-level life form. 🌱
I collect critters and critter accessories.
❤🐔🐶🐤🦎🐊🐟💜
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teatimeatthree.bsky.social
I couldn't decide which is funnier, so I did both.🍤🦐
The two wolves inside of you meme, reimagined with crochet shrimp. One shrimp (Curtis) has killed a man. The other shrimp (Bassoon) is just a silly little guy. Inside jokes are the funniest jokes. An alternate version of the two wolves inside of you meme (where both wolves are gay) reimagined as crocheted shrimp. Inside of you there are two shrimp. One is Curtis. The other one is Curtis.
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
missbeasty.bsky.social
My sweet baby Techo, Ollias. I'm obsessed with the footie pajamas!! 🥹💖

Drawn in Procreate on an iPad Pro with an Apple Pencil.
The pet Ollias belongs to missbeasty (me!)
Techos belong to World of Neopia, Inc. d/b/a Neopets.

#art #neopets
A cartoony digital drawing of a baby Neopet, a Techo. He has a big head, big shiny eyes, and purple footie pajamas. He is tightly hugging his fennec fox-like Petpet, a yellow Faellie named Trixie (who is patiently tolerating being squished). The background is the classic circle background used on Neopets.
February 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
missbeasty.bsky.social
WIP ref for my neglected mascot/fursona, Gecko. 🦎 She’s had the green design for the past ~15 years, and it reflects IRL me pretty well, lol. But I do love color! I wanted to marry her design with my Neo-sona’s rainbow color scheme. I’m thinking she changes color based on mood.. or time of day?
An animated GIF of a reptilian fantasy creature changing from drab green and brown to pink with rainbow-colored hair and markings. She looks like a cross between an alligator and a dog, with a long, thick body, short legs, and a chunky gator tail. She has a relaxed facial expression that changes to a smile as she becomes more colorful. She has big bat ears and round glasses. She has a mane that goes from the top of her head around her neck and partially down her back, and a big similarly colored plume of hair on the end of her tail. A digital drawing of a reptilian fantasy creature, sitting down in profile. She looks like a cross between an alligator and a dog, with a long, thick body, short legs, and a chunky gator tail. She is drab green in color with darker green markings. Her hind legs are stretched out in front of her and she is holding out one hand with pink paw pads on it. She has big bat ears and round glasses. She has a brown mane that goes from the top of her head around her neck and partially down her back, and a big similarly colored plume of hair on the end of her tail. Her facial expression is neutral or bored looking. A digital drawing of a reptilian fantasy creature, standing in profile. She looks like a cross between an alligator and a dog, with a long, thick body, short legs, and a chunky gator tail. She is pink with orange, green, and blue brush markings. She has a rainbow-colored mane that goes from the top of her head around her neck and partially down her back, and a big similarly colored plume of hair on the end of her tail. She has big bat ears and round glasses. Her facial expression is relaxed and pleasant.
February 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
missbeasty.bsky.social
My “Neosona” MissBeasty! Krawks are my favorite Neopet, a childhood dream. I created MissBeasty at the Fungus Cave and watched the number of Krawks on the "Popularity" page go up -- my most treasured Neopets memory! 💖

Procreate / iPad Pro / Apple Pencil

MissBeasty owned by me ☺️
Krawks (c) Neopets
A cartoony headshot digital drawing of a grinning crocodilian Neopet, a Faerie Krawk. She is pink with a big rainbow-colored mohawk and round pink-tinted glasses. She is making eye contact with the viewer and vibing over a colorful galaxy background.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
missbeasty.bsky.social
Howdy, I’m Miss Beasty! You can call me Miss B. I am new to Bluesky — please pardon my ignorance as I learn the culture!

I’ll start off with some Neopets art I’ve done in the past year, because I’ve got Neopets brain rot. 😃
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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kettlewick.bsky.social
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime,
That’s why I play Neopets on company time
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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teatimeatthree.bsky.social
[2/2] Here are the rest of the shraaaamps.

Thank you again @missbeasty.bsky.social because I love them.

#shrimp #crochet #crochetplush #amigurumi
Introducing Billy Bill the albino shrimp. He owns his own landscape company and reads physical newspapers, which he is proud of and deeply needs you to know and validate. This need for validation may or may not stem from his daddy issues. Curtis Uchiha is the edgiest black shrimp with red eyes. He's a raw vegan with a preference for the most dangerous game. And he jams out to country music because he's unpredictable like that. Last but not least, we have Jazzmen. She might have a red shell and black eyes, but she's not like other shrimp. She loves books (almost as much as she loves her super secret crush) and complicated starbucks orders. She does NOT like when the barista spells her name "Jasmine." She too reads the newspaper for her daily horoscope.
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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teatimeatthree.bsky.social
Just wanted to shout out my lovely friend @missbeasty.bsky.social for crocheting me these lovely shrimp. 🍤 🦐
I thought it would be fun to make them bios, so please enjoy. [1/2]

#amigurumi #crochetplush #crochet
All my lovely SHRAMPS made by the even lovelier @missbeasty.bsky.social. Crochet shrimp are life and are my best hope for saving my faith in humanity. Here we have Tom the blue shrimp. He is wearing a striped blue and orange sweater. Tom is a very talented shrimp, overcoming his colorblindness to earn his Master's in Chemical Engineering. He was able to achieve this thanks to the SGI (shrimp government issue) Bill and his valiant service in the Third Crab War. 🦀⚔️🦐 This is Bassoon—an orange shrimp with strikingly beautiful blue eyes. He is also wearing a striped blue and orange sweater. He is mostly just a silly little guy that enjoys Korn. He's also your top source for all the things the government is trying to keep from you.
January 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM