Was trying to figure out how big moose are compared to us & found this helpful article: humancompare.com/moose-compar...

Roche Bros offers bouquets of tulips during the saddest & coldest week of the year; the downhearted women of metro-west Massachusetts purchase them to cheer ourselves up.

I'm bloody tired of things that are marathons, not sprints.

If I'm running a marathon I want the Wellesley Scream Tunnel to cheer for me & supporters to bring me water & orange quarters, dammit!

Total Wine abandoning all pretense of catering to bon vivants who savor the finer things in life.

I'm surprised they haven't sent one saying "Can't stop thinking about the world where Kamala's getting inaugurated on MLK Day? Come on in- we have plenty of Scotch!"

You will never, ever, ever go broke telling people what they want to hear (mostly what they want to hear is that nothing is ever their fault.)

Johann Sebastian 1000% done with your nonsense

Mourning the loss of the office sink, particularly with Old Man N-r-virus on the march.