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I play mtg and like wrestling, pokemon, punk and metal music. Occasionally horny.
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First four commanders, though they have all gone through varying degrees of rework/take apart (can you guess who among these was taken apart?)
Shelob, Child of Ungoliant {4}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Spider Demon Deathtouch, ward {2} Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s a Food artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life,” and it loses all other card types. 8/8 Yargle and Multani {3}{B}{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit Elemental “I’ve heard much about you from my daughter,” Multani rumbled. “There was a time when I’d balk at your aid, phantom, but she has shown me the merit in Urborg’s strange ways.” “Gnshhagghkkapphribbit,” replied Yargle. 18/6 Melek, Izzet Paragon {4}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Weird Wizard Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. 2/4 Megatron, Tyrant {3}{R}{W}{B} Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot More Than Meets the Eye {1}{R}{W}{B} (You may cast this card converted for {1}{R}{W}{B}.) Your opponents can’t cast spells during combat. At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may convert Megatron. If you do, add {C} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn. 7/5
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It's fucking wizard Wednesday you losers
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar Legendary Creature — Human Wizard As long as you’ve discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself. 3/3
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Beni is the sweetest girl and I will not be told otherwise 😤
Beni the cat hanging out in a box
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Me on the road with the bestie 🤪
A food token depicting a humanoid wrapped in spiderwebs
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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As an occasional gruul enjoyer, this guy's a personal staple
Goblin Anarchomancer {R}{G} Creature — Goblin Shaman Each spell you cast that’s red or green costs {1} less to cast. A good Gruul shaman can work a whole clan into a frenzy. A great one will wait until the enemy’s nearby. 2/2
October 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Me when most of my timeline is at #MagicconATL
Fear of Missing Out {1}{R} Enchantment Creature — Nightmare When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. 2/3
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Saskia seems to be the only commander that fits the bill (unless there's a cool partner combo I'm overlooking) but she seems fun
Saskia the Unyielding {B}{R}{G}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Vigilance, haste As Saskia enters, choose a player. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. 3/4
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I really need an alter/proxy of this card as Vic Fontaine from DS9
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Gotta be the commander of my pet deck!
Shelob, Child of Ungoliant 4{B}{G} Legendary Creature — Spider Demon Deathtouch, ward {2} Other Spiders you control have deathtouch and ward {2}. Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn by a Spider you controlled dies, create a token that’s a copy of that creature, except it’s a Food artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life,” and it loses all other card types. 8/8
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Is lathril to obvious an answer?
Lathril, Blade of the Elves Legendary Creature - Elf Noble Menace Whenever Lathril deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. {T}, Tap ten untapped Elves you control: Each opponent loses 10 life and you gain 10 life 2/3
September 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My thoughts on the cracker barrel situation
August 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The tastiest hastiest boi
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Bugs is back, post your favorite bug
Grist, the Hunger Tide
August 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Strongly debating putting this in my shelob deck
July 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM