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Miss Apple Tart
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Little Miss Apple Tart here to share too much and fight to get the Dairy Queen Apple Tart back!
I love Heated Rivalry
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Haven’t posted in almost a year. Why? I dunno I forgot this app existed and got sucked into the tiktok abyss
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Warning to anyone that decides to bring their parents to the yearly office party:

Your parents will embarrass you, and they will tell your boss you need a boyfriend
January 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I just played overwatch again for the first time in 4 years and I have no idea what’s going on or who all these heroes are but this one is my fav idc he’s adorable 💁‍♀️
January 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have never brought a man home with me for Christmas and I never will? Why you ask? Because then I won’t feel bad never going to theirs ❤️

✨social anxiety ✨
December 23, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
My workplace has quarterly potlucks and once a month we all go out to lunch together and I think it’s actually my favorite thing
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I’m in my Minecraft phase and I can’t escape
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Someone take my debit card I keep buying people gifts
December 12, 2024 at 1:40 PM
What do I bring to the Christmas potluck

Wrong answers only
December 9, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Why is there furry 🌽 mixed in with the dog photos on the Dog Pics feed? The algorithm is fucked
December 5, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Don’t let the desire to make “good” art stand in the way of making art.
Make bad art earnestly and joyfully. Pour your heart into poorly executed, derivative creations. And maybe it will end up “good” eventually or maybe it won’t, but either way you got to experience the magic of creating.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Last but not least, my oldest dog and child, Buddy.

Buddy is 10 years old (still a baby)
His favorite toy is a sock
His favorite food is stale bread he’s been guarding/savoring for 7 hours
His favorite place is a couch by a window
His least favorite thing is Halloween (he hates constumes)

#dogs
December 5, 2024 at 1:04 PM
You ever pick at a scab so much that there’s a big divot in the skin and now it’s healing that way

Me neither
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Another doggy of mine, my middle child, Oliver! Or Ollie for short ❤️

Ollie is 7 years old.
His favorite toy is a tennis ball, and if he can’t find a tennis ball, a sock
His favorite food is food that isn’t his
His favorite place is underneath my skin
His least favorite thing is the groomer
December 4, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Since the Dog Pics feed is back up and running, I’d like to share with you each one of my children.

This is Wilson!

He’s 2 years old
His favorite toy is a couch pillow
His favorite food is sweaty toes
His favorite place is next to my mom
And his least favorite thing is fireworks

#Dogs
December 3, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Just heard two of my coworkers say they aren’t ranch ppl

Like who r u
December 3, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Anyone else draw best when they ARENT trying to draw their best?

This was less than 5 mins during lunch at work on a piece of scratch paper with a dried out pen and a mechanical pencil.

#art #sketch
December 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Why are 3 different dog breeds following me on here

And why isn’t one of them a golden retriever
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Why is webtoon so full of Isekai-style comics now? I have like 3 good comics right now and the rest are all just repeat of the same thing:“I died and went to the past” or “I died and went to a different world” like cmon.

If anyone has any recommendations add them in the comments
December 2, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Guys I have a fish that’s pregnant and I’m beginning to wonder if maybe she’s just fat

I’ve had her for 29 days and I know she’s been freaky with her man since day 1. Lemme know if y’all want updates her name is Donna
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Good morning to everyone but people that eat three full meals a day. Scavenge like the rest of us you freaks.
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Nothings scarier than a “come here.” text from your mom or dad idc how old you are
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM