I have tinked, frogged, ripped out and redone parts of this sweater so many times I could have had three sweaters by the time I finish it at this rate. 🧶

I’m sitting on the couch, reading a pattern on my iPad and trying to learn a new stitch when I suddenly realize that Adam is talking to me. I have to quickly shift gears and focus on him and try to re-process what he’s been 1/2

2 of my male coworkers are planning weddings. # 1 doesn’t know his wedding’s color palette.
“You don’t know yours either!”
“I do too! It’s LIGHT BLUE and some other color.”
I scoff openly.

I suspect WalMart’s logo refresh happened because someone accidentally deleted the original file and had to build a new one off of a screen shot.

Normalize summarizing what you need me to know and what specifically you are requesting from me when adding me to an email chain that goes back more than one response.

I am not reading 32 emails just to figure out why you sent me this message.

How many apps can my employer require me to install on my personal smartphone before it becomes reasonable to demand they either provide a work phone or pay a portion of my bill?

The polls are closed in my state. Why then, Sweet Baby Jesus, am I still seeing political ads?