Trump is president again and I have to watch Chiefs in a Super Bowl again. Brutal.

Not to brag, but I realized today that I can do the Asian squat. #flexy

It’s true that the grass is greener where you water it, but it’s important that you have a partner who is also watering the grass.

Is there literally anyone 35+ who takes no regular medicine, experiences no musculoskeletal pain, can eat whatever they like with no repercussions, and doesn’t wear glasses? Is that the real unicorn?

I appreciate the humor of my IT guys.

It’s 2024. If you run a business with single stall bathrooms and don’t have the vacant/occupied deadbolts, you’re doing it wrong.

Subcontractor: I did that training already in March or April
Me: Great! Just send me the certificate
Subcontractor 2 hours later: *sends certificate with today’s date*
Me: 🙃

Hello BlueSky!

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.