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Missa
@missahaarstad.bsky.social
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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s zemblanity ✨✨✨ Visual Function/Eye to Brain Chain Nerd, she/her
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Happy Thanksgiving @weirdxmas.bsky.social
Red envelope style metal pail with a Victorian-era post card printed on the front. It shows a little girl with red dress, white bonnet, and white apron feeding a live turkey an ear of corn. A Happy Thanksgiving is printed in fancy gold letters along the top.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Love is your partner being very silly and arranging the Millennium Falcon on your plate with pizza 🥰
Pizza and breadsticks arranged on a plate to look like the big ship the good guys flew in Star Wars.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I have one or two friends who would absolutely love this lol @sophamir.bsky.social
Pink blanket with eleven headshots of Pedro Pascal with “Daddy is a state of mind” at the top center of blanket
October 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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My pitch to be included in the new besties club
Picture of a girl’s hand (with killer pink manicure) on the glass of a hockey rink with a game going. “Tapping on the glass of the boy aquarium.” In white letters.
July 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Is it PMDD? (nope)
Is it perimenopause? (nope nope)
Is it a not-so-secret-third-thing-that-also-requires-meds-&-is-heavy-on-stigma? (Ding-ding-ding)
Split cartoon pane: Dog, sitting on his chair at a table with coffee, room is on fire. Second pane is close up to Dog, Dog is saying “Fuck”.
July 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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The kids thought this TV was from *my* childhood. Why are they so RUDE
A museum exhibit including of an early tv/radio combo from early 1950s on a small black platform against a red painted wall. The screen has mostly static, but a partial picture of a rustic pioneer cabin is showing.
July 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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You are a gift to the world, Friend. Hope this gives you a little laugh and light ✨
1980s cartoon, Rainbow Bright- a blond girl in a blue and rainbow dress- is standing under a colorful landscape, rainbow. Her arm is raised like she is giving the writing a high five. Writing: I’m made of magic motherfucker Hands with a killer manicure is resting against the protective glass of a hockey game with game happening. Words: Taping on the glass of the boy aquarium Walt Disney’s Cinderella film (cartoon)- Cinderella is tossing her nightgown off & over her head while standing behind a clothings screen, back facing the screen. At the top these words are printed: Fuck this shit I’m going feral Split panel of scene from LOTR movie. Top panel: Frodo, leaning against rocks whilst looking distressed. Says: what are we holding on to, Sam? 2nd panel: Sam is looking at Frodo and responding: Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Music school Missa (wish I could go back and give her a hug)
A brunette with a chin length wavy bob and a blue tank, black pants is standing behind & holding her full size concert harp while tuning it.
July 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lol- do we share a brain? (Painting my front door progress)
Picture of progress of a multicolored door. The door has three squares with carved circles that are white. The rest of the door is a bright green.
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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My bestie found her famous tweet from #poopcruise
Bethany (she/her) @ @squaredonut Bucket list item accomplished: marooned at sea. I wouldn't recommend it. #CarnivalTriumph #fb 6:18 PM • 2/10/13
June 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I mean look at these 😋
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I’m not only having flashbacks to Left Behind but I’m having flashbacks to the very weirds Christian romance novel my partner’s boss wrote (boomer veteran white male christian romance is quite a flavor 🥴)
Details Book overview Explore Reviews How far will love travel to find you? Coming Home is an enthralling contemporary Christian romance that weaves together time travel, suspense, and a profound spiritual journey. This compelling novel follows Morgan Michaelson, a seasoned operative who faces the challenge of maintaining emotional detachment during his missions. However, his resolve falters when he forms an undeniable bond with Kate Trenary, his latest assignment. Morgan's mission takes him through time to aid Union soldier George Maxwell during the Civil War, driven by a divine calling that separates him from Kate. In the present day, Navy pilot Kate Trenary grapples with dreams of a love that transcends reality, struggling to hold her fracturing squadron together as war with Iran looms. Her world is further turned upside down when she discovers a mysterious connection between herself and the Union soldier Morgan is tasked to save. As Morgan uncovers a crucial family link between Kate and George, the stakes of his mission escalate. He must not only save George but also protect Kate's lineage to have any hope of being reunited with her.
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I felt this all the way down in the cockles of my soul
Skeets from earlier today: 1/2 Can someone like shoot 2025 with a tranq and throw a weighted blanket on it for when it wakes up 2/2 Like buddy you’re overstimulated and let’s go night night
June 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I went to go look for it for myself (I love it!) and this also popped up in my search (mark a body as classic and deserving of praise lol)
June 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Hell yeah blast from the past (my copy from childhood)
Record album for the score of Rocky
June 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I’m ridiculously excited to introduce this movie to my partner 😂 They weren’t a heathen yet and also in pop media exile thanks to the Army.
Hell yeah date night for aging Millennials
June 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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HeyI have similar roses! (I’m functionally also a wretchedly bad gardener but really adore it!)
Tea rose bush rocking a bunch of blooms! They are classic roses that are pale yellow with pale pink edges
June 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Also, my roses have popped 😍 #gardensky
Tea rose bush with 7 tea roses blossoming. The tea roses are a pale yellow, with pink tips Pink rose bush with lots of roses around the top arch of the bush are blooming Struggling crimson rose bush with a dinner plate sized classic rose
May 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Went to grab a picture of some bumble bees hanging out on my alliums and spotted this crab spider! #gardensky #sciencesky
A white spider with a fat lower body hanging out in a purple flower that is globe shaped and made of tiny dark purple flowers A white spider with a fat lower body hanging out in a purple flower that is globe shaped and made of tiny dark purple flowers viewed from above the flower
May 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This gem of a quote
“The representative of the VFW stated that they have had that property for over 70 years, & this is only the second time this has happened,” Lt Dowdy noted, addressing concerns about location safety.
May 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I am pretty certain I need a third color for the door for the circles to pop the way I’d like. But which one 🤔
Second look at the door so people don’t have to scroll back and look again lol Wood door with three square panels down the center that has circular carvings that look like donuts Three dollops of paint- the shamrock green (biggest and left center); cream (upper right dollop) and lower right corner is a version of the shamrock green that is one shade lighter Three paint dollops- center left is shamrock green; upper right cream; lower right is one shade lighter than the shamrock green Three paint dollops: center left is shamrock green; upper right is cream; lower right is three shades lighter version of shamrock green
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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This is the color of the exterior (which I’m totally in love with)- the gray is the main exterior, cream is trim, green (& cream) is the door!
Three circular dollops of paint- a dark gray the color of pencil lead is the biggest dollop (exterior of house); upper right is a cream (trim and detail on the door); a bright shamrock green (main body of the door)
May 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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We’re painting the house and I’m totally in love with how it’s looking but am stumped on the front door. It has this amazing architectural detail I really want to play up
1970s front door with three square panels down the center, each panel has carved circles that look like donuts
May 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Mix of old and new in my garden! The candy stripe peony is something I planted, the tea rose was planted by the original owners (few years of intense rehab has brought it back to top health!)
Candy stripe peony! Crimson heart bursting stripes onto white tips with wide yellow green fan shape leaves Close up of two tightly closed rosebuds that are yellow and bright hot pink Classic Tea rose in full bloom- pastel yellow heart with pastel pink tips
May 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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One of my estranged parents sent me a Mother’s Day card with big “Bless Your Heart” energy 🙃
Watercolor landscape with a hiker viewing a sunset over a river flowing through a forest & mountains. The words “You live life your own loving way and it shows” in white
May 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM