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Parker
@miss-subways.bsky.social
Miss Subways 2018, now retired
when I’m on bloo skai I’m just shouting into the void
April 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
made the mistake of opening the New York Times app instead of minding my own business while on a eurotrip… need to lock down a husband here in the next 3 days
April 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
these Gaga prices 😭
March 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the search engine on the built in imessage gif widget is miserable
March 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Says we should privatize passenger rail but also laments Amtrak isn’t like China 🧐

“Musk said that in comparison with Chinese high-speed rail, Amtrak "is a sad situation... It will leave you with a very bad impression of America."”
March 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
days not tweeting back to 0… time to start using my brick again #brickedup
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
true life: I’m addicted to second date update from the brooke and jubal show
February 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
it’s a careless whisper kind of day
February 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
just realized I forgot to ask my derm about one of my three ailments and now my next appt isn’t until summer 😩 I really gotta start writing things down before doctor’s appts
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the bottomless brunch to getting too turnt watching the Super Bowl pipeline…
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
one thing I just realized about return to office is that I need buy all new office wardrobe. Can’t get away with 2 work outfits anymore 🥲
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
same but now I swapped its location with the other one so I come here instead (for mental health reasons)
i forgot this app existed.
February 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
can’t wait for the congestion pricing discourse to end 😮‍💨
January 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
shout out to fage best self. gotta be one of my favorite lactose free yogurts
January 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
wait wait wait… so are they really not gonna delay the “real ID” deadline again?
January 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
bloo-skee not bloo-skai
December 19, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by Parker
The NYPD is using their plane to bring Luigi Mangione back to NYC. It's the same aircraft that an officer used to draw a penis in the sky in 2017 www.nydailynews.com/2020/12/10/s...
Soft landing for cop accused of flying NYPD spy plane in penis-shaped route — he loses five vacation days
The cop accused of flying an NYPD spy plane in a penis-shaped route got a soft landing Thursday when he agreed to forfeit five vacation days as punishment. Officer Derin Devuono’s deal with t…
www.nydailynews.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 PM
down with Elon. I’ll never forgive him for what he took from us
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 PM