"𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒚."
parody
dark themes, snark
MDNI
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘝𝘢𝘴𝘩
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭
𝘼𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: 𝘍𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯
𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙚: 𝘊𝘐𝘝𝘐𝘓𝘐𝘈𝘕
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
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𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘘
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
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𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒
𝐴 𝑔ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛, 𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒
𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝐵𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟, 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒....𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙
"Ahh, peace and quiet. Why are you being as you are, Bajoran?"
𝕊ℕ𝔸ℙ
𝑄 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐿𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑎 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑒
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒
𝐴 𝑔ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛, 𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑛. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒
𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝐵𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟, 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒....𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙
"Ahh, peace and quiet. Why are you being as you are, Bajoran?"
I know, I am most displeased
I know, I am most displeased
"Shhhh, yes, I know..."
𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑒𝑑, ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑡
"I cannot bring her back, but I can save you. I have need of someone just like you, dear."
"Shhhh, yes, I know..."
𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑜𝑒𝑑, ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑛𝑜𝑜𝑡
"I cannot bring her back, but I can save you. I have need of someone just like you, dear."
*he looked around and found Mr. Whiskers*
Ok buddy… I know you have a direct line to Lady Q… tell her to magic all the blood off Leeta’s dress… uhh not right now though… we still have to help her take it off…
W-What’s going on????
Who’s that???
I-Is he why the last few months feel like a dream?
DID I GET REPLACED? LIKE IN THOSE OLD ALIEN INVASION MOVIES FROM EARTH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑀𝑟. 𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠
"Just keep track of my little love here, alright?"
"Y-y-yes ma'am!"
Maybe some white out, too. If it doesn't help with the letter just sniff it for a high
Maybe some white out, too. If it doesn't help with the letter just sniff it for a high