Lo
@miss-chiveous.bsky.social
half 64
a little witchy
tired asf
leave me alone 🏳️🌈
a little witchy
tired asf
leave me alone 🏳️🌈
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Lo
@miss-chiveous.bsky.social
· Nov 19
To ya’ll clicking the follow button:
I’m a 32-year-old black married lesbian. Gemini/Scorpio/Aquarius, pro-woman, pro-therapy, pro-sex work, pro-choice, pro-do-whatever-just-don’t-hurt-anyone. I’m outspoken, kind, easily annoyed, and I can’t play spades but I make a MEAN Mac n cheese.
👋🏽
I’m a 32-year-old black married lesbian. Gemini/Scorpio/Aquarius, pro-woman, pro-therapy, pro-sex work, pro-choice, pro-do-whatever-just-don’t-hurt-anyone. I’m outspoken, kind, easily annoyed, and I can’t play spades but I make a MEAN Mac n cheese.
👋🏽
Nothing like a good Conclave to bring an agnostic recovering cradle Catholic out of retirement. Back to being a lesbian abomination I go
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May 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Nothing like a good Conclave to bring an agnostic recovering cradle Catholic out of retirement. Back to being a lesbian abomination I go
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would literally launch myself directly into oncoming traffic for him
February 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Not to be dramatic or anything but I would literally launch myself directly into oncoming traffic for him
The Housemaid is a Temu Gone Girl and no I will not be elaborating. 2/10.
February 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Housemaid is a Temu Gone Girl and no I will not be elaborating. 2/10.
I love black TikTok bc folks really said “lemme just get another degree” 🤭
January 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I love black TikTok bc folks really said “lemme just get another degree” 🤭
Are we due for another timeline shift soon?????
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Are we due for another timeline shift soon?????
It’s giving North Korea 😒🖕🏽
January 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It’s giving North Korea 😒🖕🏽
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I’ve always HATED Monopoly!! I feel like I can finally vent! It’s not FUN!
January 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’ve always HATED Monopoly!! I feel like I can finally vent! It’s not FUN!
I’ve really turned into my mother.
I was organizing the kitchen this morning. My wife came in to help and I told her to get outta my kitchen. 15 minutes later I had the audacity to be mumbling about how nobody helps around here.
Now ma’am…
I was organizing the kitchen this morning. My wife came in to help and I told her to get outta my kitchen. 15 minutes later I had the audacity to be mumbling about how nobody helps around here.
Now ma’am…
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January 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ve really turned into my mother.
I was organizing the kitchen this morning. My wife came in to help and I told her to get outta my kitchen. 15 minutes later I had the audacity to be mumbling about how nobody helps around here.
Now ma’am…
I was organizing the kitchen this morning. My wife came in to help and I told her to get outta my kitchen. 15 minutes later I had the audacity to be mumbling about how nobody helps around here.
Now ma’am…
Can I just say I really love that TikTok came together one last time to tell that ugly printer paper toothpick who acted like she didn’t know who MEGAN THEEE MF STALLION was that hateration and holleration won’t get her nowhere but dropkicked in this dancery 😌
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Can I just say I really love that TikTok came together one last time to tell that ugly printer paper toothpick who acted like she didn’t know who MEGAN THEEE MF STALLION was that hateration and holleration won’t get her nowhere but dropkicked in this dancery 😌
Getting Botox for my migraines today and I’m both nervous as fuck and SO EXCITED. Paralyze these mf muscles doc, let’s get this show on the road 😭
January 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Getting Botox for my migraines today and I’m both nervous as fuck and SO EXCITED. Paralyze these mf muscles doc, let’s get this show on the road 😭
Places I ✨won’t✨ be going in 2025:
Above & beyond
Back & forth
Out of my way
Memory Lane
Above & beyond
Back & forth
Out of my way
Memory Lane
December 31, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Places I ✨won’t✨ be going in 2025:
Above & beyond
Back & forth
Out of my way
Memory Lane
Above & beyond
Back & forth
Out of my way
Memory Lane
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I was sobbing by the end of this episode. If you haven't seen Shrinking yet, join the party. It's the best.
Side note: I'm gonna have to fight some people if Harrison doesn't get an Emmy nomination for his work this season.
Side note: I'm gonna have to fight some people if Harrison doesn't get an Emmy nomination for his work this season.
The final episode of #Shrinking Season 2 is out!! I continue to be surprised and grateful - it’s such a privilege. To quote Harrison, “it’s about all of us.” #appletv this ep directed by our fearless captain @vdoozer.bsky.social / written by Bill, Jason Segel and Brett Goldstein
December 29, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I was sobbing by the end of this episode. If you haven't seen Shrinking yet, join the party. It's the best.
Side note: I'm gonna have to fight some people if Harrison doesn't get an Emmy nomination for his work this season.
Side note: I'm gonna have to fight some people if Harrison doesn't get an Emmy nomination for his work this season.
Somehow Covid got put on my Christmas list this year without my consent so I need to speak to Santa’s manager immediately
December 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Somehow Covid got put on my Christmas list this year without my consent so I need to speak to Santa’s manager immediately
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When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>
December 18, 2024 at 1:39 PM
When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>
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just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
December 9, 2024 at 3:13 AM
just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.
I had about 12 people in NYC ask me if I was Dominican this week and one started speaking to me in Spanish and I said “lo siento, no hablo español” and he looked at me like I was stupid and asked why my mother didn’t teach me right 😭
lemme pack my bags, DR here I come 🇩🇴
lemme pack my bags, DR here I come 🇩🇴
December 7, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I had about 12 people in NYC ask me if I was Dominican this week and one started speaking to me in Spanish and I said “lo siento, no hablo español” and he looked at me like I was stupid and asked why my mother didn’t teach me right 😭
lemme pack my bags, DR here I come 🇩🇴
lemme pack my bags, DR here I come 🇩🇴
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Suggest Indian. Shut down. Suggest Korean hot pot. Shut down. Suggest Thai. Nope. A little Senegalese . Nope. Like bruh
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Suggest Indian. Shut down. Suggest Korean hot pot. Shut down. Suggest Thai. Nope. A little Senegalese . Nope. Like bruh
Throwback, Superstar, Climax, and Can U Help Me. 😚🤌🏾✨
December 7, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Throwback, Superstar, Climax, and Can U Help Me. 😚🤌🏾✨
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I need the newcomers to understand that y’all gotta season that profile a lil bit before I follow back. You might be a bot and I got trust issues bookie
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December 6, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I need the newcomers to understand that y’all gotta season that profile a lil bit before I follow back. You might be a bot and I got trust issues bookie
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Insomnia so bad I can taste tomorrows coffee
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Insomnia so bad I can taste tomorrows coffee
Black Friday and Cyber Monday are trash because the fuck imma do with 20%?????
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Black Friday and Cyber Monday are trash because the fuck imma do with 20%?????
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And do not show up first or be the last to leave!!! The open bar is just that, open not an invitation for an extended stay! The young lady said two drinks and we don’t mean shots!
December 2, 2024 at 12:11 AM
And do not show up first or be the last to leave!!! The open bar is just that, open not an invitation for an extended stay! The young lady said two drinks and we don’t mean shots!
Talked about HP with my nephews yday and referred to myself as a Ravenclaw sun, Slytherin moon and Hufflepuff rising.
They looked at me like
They looked at me like
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December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Talked about HP with my nephews yday and referred to myself as a Ravenclaw sun, Slytherin moon and Hufflepuff rising.
They looked at me like
They looked at me like
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Remember, I support women’s rights and wrongs. I’m a girls girl.
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December 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Remember, I support women’s rights and wrongs. I’m a girls girl.