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miss-chauffarde.bsky.social
@miss-chauffarde.bsky.social
The mind that take space in my cranium is a hurricane of thought from the most cutes of things to the depest horror i have seen and thought of in a constant stream of flicking betwen the two

Now eat the borgor
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Maybe some nanobots for making a nice shiny dark suit :3
January 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
She is defrosting too early
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Or i see them plastered on supermarket IN THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST !!! cant yall sadistique fuck stop trying to steal vacation for kids ?
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Damn it make me want to develope my worldbuilding more in the industrial era of theyr history i mostly skipped that
August 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
God i would love the goo it looks so inviting just the softness the squishy all around the body
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ok but honnest opinion the US should probably yeet the current election sistem i the industrial grinder and maybe im just saying try to do a 1 to 1 voting sistem
August 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That men can actualy have other orgasm aside from the penis (aka a anal orgasm) i was quite lucky my school taught us mostly about consent and STD all the biological stuff (how baby forms) where put in the "science et vie de la terre" class
August 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Also even Mr hand needs some lubrifiant
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
DO NOT THE WINE BOTTLE !!!

no but the number of storie that i ear from a few ER friend of stuff that went in and could not come out is hilarious specialy the more wild stuff that apear like a bunch of fork or two beer bottle
August 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ha got this when i tried my first big BD
August 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
God i hate when hentai depict that
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
More ananas juice
August 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Banning anything that alredy has a public marquet will create a blackmarquet wether they want it or not and there is other option available
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Leme hug pwease
July 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The vatican has very much achieved that looking throught the many statut of the vatican who have been disfigured by a pope going around with a chisel and hammer (no im not kiding they still have some of the statues penis in exposition)
July 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The pain is immense and without end (i do mine with an electrical epilator)
July 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yeah it was kinda bad
July 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
3: i cried the whole way back home on the bus
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
They are waiting in front of my bus two to restrain me and the cunt to beat me .
Im going to be real honnest i dont remember much only tree things
1: i used my heavy ass backpack as a mass of arms to get the two to stand back
2: me standing on top of the cunt trying to rip his ear of with my teeth
July 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Content warning: violence and harasement

When i was in second year of high school i got bullied a lot and one day i snapped back at one of the bullie in class . Cue in the "ima beat you after school"
And me dreading the whole day , when i get out of school he and tree dude are waiting
July 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
But... they don't have ears
July 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Yeah....i feel that one
July 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Make me want to have tose cargopants thight high that doc marcus posted recently
July 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
All the kids that are doing some incredible stuff and they go "see you should be like them" and my autistique and depress as be like "i can't be like them abd even if i could i don't want to"
June 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM