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@miss-alaynius.bsky.social
At my age, a tactical wee is very important. Apparently, I love cheese, wine and gin in any order.
I was going to pop out but the weather is a touch pants, so I decided to steam clean my shower instead. I am a domestic goddess.
October 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I was going to pop out but the weather is a touch pants, so I decided to steam clean my shower instead. I am a domestic goddess.
Amazon have been telling me they’re only four stops away from delivering my parcel since about 12:30!
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Amazon have been telling me they’re only four stops away from delivering my parcel since about 12:30!
No, I don’t want you sitting next to me. I don’t want skin to skin contact at all. It’s too hot. Bugger off and sit somewhere else on the train!
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
No, I don’t want you sitting next to me. I don’t want skin to skin contact at all. It’s too hot. Bugger off and sit somewhere else on the train!
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July 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I can’t believe that I’m getting another effing cold! 🤬
July 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I can’t believe that I’m getting another effing cold! 🤬
A paper-cut on an index finger can get in the bin.
July 9, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A paper-cut on an index finger can get in the bin.
I guess it had to happen at some point, but it’s still sad to see. It must continue to be so painful for his sister, so it makes sense that she has deactivated his FB account. #Iwillslwaysmissyou
July 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I guess it had to happen at some point, but it’s still sad to see. It must continue to be so painful for his sister, so it makes sense that she has deactivated his FB account. #Iwillslwaysmissyou
I get annoyed when a certain friend of mine emails me with tech issues and questions relating to their phone or computer, knowing full well that I’m no expert. I give whatever help I can, to be met with a reply where most sentences begin with: yes, but as I said in my email…
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I get annoyed when a certain friend of mine emails me with tech issues and questions relating to their phone or computer, knowing full well that I’m no expert. I give whatever help I can, to be met with a reply where most sentences begin with: yes, but as I said in my email…
Vacuuming, dusting, floor mopping etc.
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
July 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Vacuuming, dusting, floor mopping etc.
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Done.
Showered, dressed, laundry on, cup of coffee and telly catch up.
I’m living the life of Riley, I hope he appreciates my efforts!
Hello rain and thunder, how you doin…?
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a window and asking how you doin ' ?
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July 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hello rain and thunder, how you doin…?
When you’re with that person who likes to read EVERYTHING in a museum…
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May 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When you’re with that person who likes to read EVERYTHING in a museum…
Ta-ta London, don’t miss me too much, I’ll be back Monday evening!
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ta-ta London, don’t miss me too much, I’ll be back Monday evening!
On my way to have a four-course, bottomless Sunday lunch with a friend. I feel full just thinking about it!
March 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
On my way to have a four-course, bottomless Sunday lunch with a friend. I feel full just thinking about it!
“Big Price Drop, was £3.70 now £3.50”
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
March 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“Big Price Drop, was £3.70 now £3.50”
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Since when has 20p been considered a big price drop?
Auto carrot really is a pine in the horse!
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Auto carrot really is a pine in the horse!
I want one of these!
March 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I want one of these!
It’s balmy out!
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
March 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It’s balmy out!
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
More weather reports when the weather changes… …lunchtime, then.
Waiting for Evri to deliver a parcel…
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March 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Waiting for Evri to deliver a parcel…
It’s a tad misty today in my neck of the woods.
More weather updates when I can be arsed.
More weather updates when I can be arsed.
March 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It’s a tad misty today in my neck of the woods.
More weather updates when I can be arsed.
More weather updates when I can be arsed.
This station has a little robot cleaner that goes around the concourse minding its own business and politely beeping at you to be aware of it.
March 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This station has a little robot cleaner that goes around the concourse minding its own business and politely beeping at you to be aware of it.
The busker at this station has turned the volume up so that he can be heard over everything else!
March 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The busker at this station has turned the volume up so that he can be heard over everything else!
I’m still stuffed from eating an enormous slab of pie at lunchtime. It was delicious but my belly is now the shape of it.
February 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m still stuffed from eating an enormous slab of pie at lunchtime. It was delicious but my belly is now the shape of it.
I’m watching something on the telly that I now remember I’ve already seen. So, of course, instead of stopping, I’m continuing and scrolling through social media at the same time, like the decent person I am.
February 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m watching something on the telly that I now remember I’ve already seen. So, of course, instead of stopping, I’m continuing and scrolling through social media at the same time, like the decent person I am.
The tree opposite my flat is coming into blossom with lots of pink flowers. Unfortunately, the bloody wind is ripping them off before they can fully develop. ENOUGH OF THIS WIND!
February 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The tree opposite my flat is coming into blossom with lots of pink flowers. Unfortunately, the bloody wind is ripping them off before they can fully develop. ENOUGH OF THIS WIND!