Mama the scavengers spearing me 400

they stopped me hehe alv

GUESS WHO'S HITTING IT AGAINNN 💅💅

Literal live slug reaction:

i just got 2 red lizards on my OWN and my WHORE LIZARD, binch, not only couldn't get his ass to help but i also found him dead somewhere far away so i laid down and let the rain take me

holy shit he's entering his teen years this is worse than my parents told me it was. Helpp

he found me BUT i am mad at him, for he made me install twitter in my search

is... is binch dead?

My best lizard friend, Binch, was wounded in a fierce battle against a red lizard and survived, but went back to its den without taking the food i offered it.💔
I had to go back to my own shelter once he didn't resurface (the rain was coming) and now that it's next cycle i CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE HELLO