Mishabobisha
mishastu.bsky.social
Mishabobisha
@mishastu.bsky.social
The only thing all women have in common, and I mean the ONLY thing, is that they all self identify as women. The only thing all men have in common is that they self identify as men. And their cold symptoms are worse.
April 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The only good thing about Steven Miller, is that even with Henry Kissinger gone, I'm still in no danger of being the worst Jew on the planet.
April 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
America:the global definition of "If not friend, why friend shaped?"
April 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Thank goodness Rep Self (Cis-republican) bravely missgendered Rep. McBride because I went to the grocery store this morning and eggs were only $13.99 a dozen.
March 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The only thing I have ever "understood when I was older" are the lyrics to Alice's Restaurant.
March 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Among all the other things I will be boycotting in the near future, any artist that accepts a Kennedy Center "Honor" award this year. You will have sold out to far even for me.
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Our youngest cat, Ozzie Osborne Stubbins (Stubbs for short) is missing his left front paw, part of his right ear and all of his common sense. Plus he's black to boot. Definitely a DEI hire. Definitely worth it.
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
So who is organizing the general strike on March 13th?
February 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You shouldn't worry about the safety of queer and trans people because one of them could be your neighbor, your coworker or your friend. You should worry about the safety of queer and trans people because they are people. Full stop.
January 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey Donnie, I can't help but notice that despite renaming Denali eggs are still $6.99 a dozen.
January 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I don't worry so much about making people feel bad, as worry about missing the chance to make them feel better.
January 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That went pear-shaped faster than expected.
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Melania looks like she is at a funeral.
January 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wonder if the Orange Menace willput a tariff on the Polar Vortex Canada is planning to send us.
January 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
You live your life, and then one day you realize, your fat pants have become just your pants.
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
If everyone around you is a total jerk, you are probably the problem
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM