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mishandled-handler.bsky.social
@mishandled-handler.bsky.social
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Late 20s
I like hazbin hotel and lame jokes
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hell-fm.bsky.social
The girlies are having a karaoke night 🎤
…and Vox is there, too i guess

#radiovees #alastor #thevees #staticradio #radiostatic #voxal #voxval #staticmoth #velvette #valentinohazbin #voxhazbin #velvettehaznin #hazbinhotel #hellfmart
Alastor, still tied up in Vox‘ cables, is cheerfully singing *All Of Me* (in my mind in the version of Ella Fitzgerald even if that wasnt his era. I believe he kept up with jazz music after death but with nothing else. My headcanon is he lowkey hates Michael Buble lol) while playfully twirling one of the cables between his fingers. Velvette is sitting on a couch and filming him while commenting *Haha, cute!* Vox is standing behind the couch, with a glass of whiskey in his hand and a noticeable bulge in his pants. A small thinking bubble next to his head and his dumbfounded facial expression both indicate …interest. First Panel: Valentino and Alastor (still tied up) are sitting on either side of Velvette on the couch. Vox is behind them and watches them suspiciously as he takes sip of his drink. Velvette is swiping on the karaoke tablet and asks *Boys, should I sing Charli XCX or Ke$ha?* Valentino: I vote for Britney Alastor: Have you ever heard of Billie Holiday Velvette: Ugh, you‘re not helping. Second Panel: Alastor and Valentino watch Velvette perform *No Angel from Charli XCX*. Alastor emits the noise of a studio audience cheering and says *Slay!* (Angel probably taught him that) Valentino is filming Velvette on her phone and says *Yees, Mami! Shake that cute ass!* First Panel: Vox sits on the couch and Velvette urges him to get up. She says: *Vox, it’s your turn!* Vox, with a sceptical look on his face: *Huh, but I’m not-* Velvette: *Al picked a song for you* Vox: *HE DID?!* Valentino is standing next to the couch, has his hand on Vox‘ shoulder and hands him the microphone. Val: *Take the mic, amorcito.* Second Panel: In the bottom left corner is Alastor, facing the viewer with a cheshire cat smirk on his face. In the background is Vox, holding a microphone and looking absolutely irritated while the lyrics from Radioheads *Creep* appear on the screen.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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uilusu.bsky.social
Even if I become the strongest, you will never acknowledge me.

#Voxal #staticradio #Vox #Alastor
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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hazbinhipper.bsky.social
"📺⚡️📻"
#Voxal #StaticRadio
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
mishandled-handler.bsky.social
Rosie's petty revenge
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
mishandled-handler.bsky.social
Have i already seen some of these jokes online? Yes. Whatever
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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mrmalum.bsky.social
A man deteriorating psychologically as he builds an empire thats sure to crumble? Gotta be one of my favorite genders

#HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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simpinstolas.bsky.social
Don't worry Val I'm a blind bitch without my glasses too
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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faeymouse.bsky.social
Alastor and shock.wav have deffo had beef since day one of meeting when he was still a little shark pup

#doodles #radiostatic
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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so3ma-dest5f.bsky.social
📺甘えてくる🦈
#HazbinHotelfanart
#Vox
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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strw-bxrii.bsky.social
Oh Alastor FULLY domesticated that man huh 😭 #radiostatic #alastorhazbinhotel #voxhazbinhotel #alastor #vox #hazbin #hazbinhotel #voxal
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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cloturedechantier.bsky.social
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelS2
#radioapple #HazbinHotelLucifer #Alastor
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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minkas.bsky.social
Don't you want to be mine？
#RadioStatic #hazbinhotel
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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p--iaidback.bsky.social
Love In A Bottle🐈🥃💸
#HazbinHotel #Husk #hazbinhotelseason2
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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danidraws666.bsky.social
Tech/media overlord and is still shitty at photoshop is peak comedy ill never get over 😂
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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oikisama-un.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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enshichi.bsky.social
#hazbinhotelfanart #radiorose
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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ranecsith.bsky.social
PAIN 'N PLEASURE (BUT MOSTLY PAIN)
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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ranecsith.bsky.social
really like this scene
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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hazbinhipper.bsky.social
"I don't care what happens."
lunch doodle
#hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers #Voxal
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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yume100asu.bsky.social
📺️🥃📻️
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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sirinoanaga.bsky.social
📺💕ˢʰᵃʳᵏ⁻ᵈᵒᵍ⁻ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ💕🦈🐕
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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ultra-vi7id.bsky.social
#radiostatic Alastor nearly fucked up his entire plan right at the end, because for all these years he has either underestimated or completely misinterpreted Vox's side of their games. His plans hinged on being important enough to Vox to be able to play an manipulate him. 1/5
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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redthespian.bsky.social
Sera I love you and I’m proud of you for not doing the war crimes anymore, but I need you to keep that winning streak up and import some therapy.

Your inner circle is a cocktail of trauma-induced psychosis, imposter syndrome, toxic positivity and whatever the hell is wrong with Saint Peter
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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notherpuppet.bsky.social
I wonder how an ancient, eldritch shut-in may react to having experienced physical pain for the first time
#hazbinhotels2 #hazbins2spoilers #lucifermorningstar
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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danidraws666.bsky.social
Lilith's POV when she told Lucifer she was leaving him
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM