Update on Bank of America: They called because of this post. And then transferred me 3 times and put me on hold for 40 minutes. As you can see from the timestamp, it has not been a quick call. Alas, at this time, there is nothing they can do.

People have been asking what happened. Wish I could say it was from protecting a Guatemalan family from ICE officers, but my injuries were actually from a rooster and a chair.

*Needlepoint—safe for work.

I was only a little terrified.