Akiva Weisinger
@misfittorah.bsky.social
Rabbi/Teacher/Secondary Elite. Anarcho-Kotzker. Perpetually learning. Good Torah is Good Torah.
Everything you need to know about me is in "The Writing of the God" by Borges.
Misfittorah.substack.com
Everything you need to know about me is in "The Writing of the God" by Borges.
Misfittorah.substack.com
Incredible things happening in the talk page for the Wikipedia article on former major league pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Incredible things happening in the talk page for the Wikipedia article on former major league pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim
Goes without saying, of course
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Goes without saying, of course
"Please get this man out of my office"
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Please get this man out of my office"
Things that are incredibly funny if you know some stuff about Chabad history, from Herbert Weiner's "9 1/2 Mystics"
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Things that are incredibly funny if you know some stuff about Chabad history, from Herbert Weiner's "9 1/2 Mystics"
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
"Whoa man, I just realized you also could have been The Rebbe how they did decide between you two?"
*R. Shmaryahu Gourary has a PTSD flashback*
Most of Marxist thought throughout its history from what I can tell
July 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Most of Marxist thought throughout its history from what I can tell
Preview of my piece coming out Monday on The Lehrhaus. I'm extremely excited for y'all to see it, a piece I sincerely hope is the weirdest thing they've ever published
July 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Preview of my piece coming out Monday on The Lehrhaus. I'm extremely excited for y'all to see it, a piece I sincerely hope is the weirdest thing they've ever published
I stumped the rabbi
July 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I stumped the rabbi
This is my favorite joke I've ever made
June 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is my favorite joke I've ever made
Did my student who's moving to a new school next year drop off a 3D printed placard with the Rambam's honorifics from teshuvot addressed to him that I had mentioned once in class? Yes, yes he did.
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Did my student who's moving to a new school next year drop off a 3D printed placard with the Rambam's honorifics from teshuvot addressed to him that I had mentioned once in class? Yes, yes he did.
one for the block list @pymundgenealogy.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
one for the block list @pymundgenealogy.com
It's going through editing and hopefully it will be published soon but here is a preview of what's cooking
May 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It's going through editing and hopefully it will be published soon but here is a preview of what's cooking
In 1949 a man named Hirsch Loeb Gordon wrote a manuscript for a book about R. Yosef Karo's Maggid. He sent copies of that manuscript to everyone he could think of. One of those people was Albert Einstein. He received this response, which is printed in the book.
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
In 1949 a man named Hirsch Loeb Gordon wrote a manuscript for a book about R. Yosef Karo's Maggid. He sent copies of that manuscript to everyone he could think of. One of those people was Albert Einstein. He received this response, which is printed in the book.
My favorite ever use of a Wikipedia link in a Wikipedia article
May 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My favorite ever use of a Wikipedia link in a Wikipedia article
Opening, rough draft.
May 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Opening, rough draft.
Do these people know what the Library of Congress *is*
May 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Do these people know what the Library of Congress *is*
I posted this the literal minute I turned 33
April 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I posted this the literal minute I turned 33
"No Logos or images (apparel or tattoos) of threatening or offensive nature"
"Anyway, here's Sid Vicious's swastika shirt"
"Anyway, here's Sid Vicious's swastika shirt"
April 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"No Logos or images (apparel or tattoos) of threatening or offensive nature"
"Anyway, here's Sid Vicious's swastika shirt"
"Anyway, here's Sid Vicious's swastika shirt"
For April fool's day my students decided to bring a life size Ryan Reynolds cardboard cut out to class
April 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For April fool's day my students decided to bring a life size Ryan Reynolds cardboard cut out to class
How did we get from here to there
March 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How did we get from here to there
Behold! The stupidest thing I've ever read in my life, from an Antizionist siddur
March 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Behold! The stupidest thing I've ever read in my life, from an Antizionist siddur
B'nei Yisrael after Moshe comes down Har Sinai:
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
B'nei Yisrael after Moshe comes down Har Sinai:
