lizard 💦
miserylizard.bsky.social
lizard 💦
@miserylizard.bsky.social
30, gay, chameleon, into watersports

feel free to DM! I'm usually bored lol
*takes the cock off too* "aw shit"
September 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
thought it was a hairdryer for sec lmao
June 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
how does one practice this, asking for a friend
May 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
and you're trapped in your home because the basketball player sized PS5 is running its fans like a fucking jet engine and knocking you over
January 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I read that as 6 feet 7 inches at first and I was very concerned for both your shelving space and blood pressure
January 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
better late than never!
January 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM