I'm absolutely gutted tbh.
July 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm absolutely gutted tbh.
I think it was Richard Harris who was once approached by a woman who appeared to know him. “I’m so sorry,” Harris replied, “I can’t recall where I know you from.”
“We were engaged.”
“We were engaged.”
July 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I think it was Richard Harris who was once approached by a woman who appeared to know him. “I’m so sorry,” Harris replied, “I can’t recall where I know you from.”
“We were engaged.”
“We were engaged.”
Lembit Opik turning up to your fancy-dress birthday party as William Burrows. With his guitar.
July 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Lembit Opik turning up to your fancy-dress birthday party as William Burrows. With his guitar.
Anarchy takes many forms.
June 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Anarchy takes many forms.
Has it been written from the perspective of the dog, do you think?
June 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Has it been written from the perspective of the dog, do you think?
A frozen slice of Mothers Pride between the buttocks guarantees restful sleep.
June 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A frozen slice of Mothers Pride between the buttocks guarantees restful sleep.
Two baked potatoes in a fried pitta. Tablespoon of mulled goose fat.
June 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Two baked potatoes in a fried pitta. Tablespoon of mulled goose fat.
Bold move to use Begby from Trainspotting as the face of the campaign.
June 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bold move to use Begby from Trainspotting as the face of the campaign.
Former pint, technically, but let's not fall out of trivialities. Again.
June 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Former pint, technically, but let's not fall out of trivialities. Again.
The twat angle notwithstanding, I was attacked by a crow last year. Luckily I was walking home from Argos with a 14-inch wok so I was able to pacify him with a forehand winner.
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The twat angle notwithstanding, I was attacked by a crow last year. Luckily I was walking home from Argos with a 14-inch wok so I was able to pacify him with a forehand winner.
I had my own business washing windscreens at the lights on Hyde Park Corner for a number of years. Freddie was a regular customer, but would insist on hurling coins to the ground instead of handing them to me as requested. Despite this, the atmosphere was largely cordial.
June 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I had my own business washing windscreens at the lights on Hyde Park Corner for a number of years. Freddie was a regular customer, but would insist on hurling coins to the ground instead of handing them to me as requested. Despite this, the atmosphere was largely cordial.
Who's Bread Boy, Captain Chapati's crime-fighting sidekick?
May 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Who's Bread Boy, Captain Chapati's crime-fighting sidekick?
We have to shout to be heard over the Bow bells.
May 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
We have to shout to be heard over the Bow bells.
Poor man's dinnevenses.
April 30, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Poor man's dinnevenses.
You can't be buried facedown in this country. So don't even ask. Something to do with magna carta according to my sports psychologist.
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
You can't be buried facedown in this country. So don't even ask. Something to do with magna carta according to my sports psychologist.
A just joyous series, particularly the Christmas special, which is sublime.
April 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A just joyous series, particularly the Christmas special, which is sublime.