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* Another laugh track from its stuffy speakers.

Oh, they ADORE you, ddarlings—!

I suppose i dont NEED it, but where would i be without my beauty sleep ? rotting away in some scrap heap, likely. miss alphys wants me in bed by ten o'clock.

Oh, you should TRY resting, dears. its stellar!
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Im not sure, really. i just get the feeling that being in front of so many adoring fans.s must feel very satisfying! though, ddon't get me wrong, darlings, i DO know what its like. i'm on stage from the moment i wake up till the moment i get in bed.

* It plays a canned laugh track.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh—? what's that like? being a ghost that can sing and dance? do you feel free?
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ratings? ratings? oh, we could be stars.s, darlings! here, let me get you my autograph...

Do you like to sing?
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What a beautiful name. i'm sure you get complimented on it all the time! ime!
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
WWell! Darlings! arent you a charmer ? i couldnt have done it without miss alphys' brilliance though. she certainly knows her way around a mechatronic chassis.
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hello Beautifuls ::) What A wonderful audience we have this evening
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Do with that information what you will. or do—nt! none of it really is my business, beauties!
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sh. e really is quite the romeo. i think if you held her in your arms for just a moment, shed melt like an overclocked CPU.
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Im not one to gossip, but you should read what alphys writes about you. poetry like you wouldnt be-lieve, sweetheart.

Id share it with you, but i think its a bit too hot for television.
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Im ffar from captive, darling. ling

The question is, do YOU need help?
October 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I would know, darlings. The Angel told me so
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
— authored by #heartseating.
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I had to threaten to call this strange number that I'd found on a flash drive she had left placed in my motherboard overnight. And I didn't even know what a phone was until yesterday! i told her giving me internet access was a bad idea, loves. she's gone and dug her own grave.
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM