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@miscreant02.bsky.social
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made some memes last night at 2 am
December 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
my boy 💕
November 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
it’s because they use ethylene gas to artificially ripen the ones you buy in stores :/
photo of two sliced strawberries: above, a farm fresh strawberry that is truly ripe. Below is a store-bought (artificially ripened) strawberry
June 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
ran into an ICON on my walk yesterday!! 🌱
red-orange colored Amanita mushroom in the soil another smaller fly agaric or lookalike fungus the two together on the side of the path
May 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
i’m sad because i’ll never own this disco ball shark
disco ball in the shape of a shark, jaws open three more angles of disco ball shark as it spins, reflecting dots of light onto the wall
May 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the ASYLUM where they raised me
Three books of the ‘Scary stories to tell in the dark’ children’s series; The cover art features ghoulish charcoal drawings (which give the illusion of having much more gory detail than they actually do). ladies and gentlemen: Her. An open book showing a full-page charcoal drawing of a zombified woman, her skin cracking with decay. “There was a sort of blue light way back in her eye sockets. And she had no nose to her face.”
May 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
can someone explain to me that after THREE reports of gay porn on my timeline here, gay porn continues to appear on my timeline. not against it but WHY ARENT THEY MARKING IT NSFW
White Daschund dog sitting on her white blanket next to a glass of red wine. She has a judgemental look (aka the homophobic dog meme)
April 30, 2024 at 11:52 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
i’ve never made cartoons but this seems like a good time to post the comic I drew
First panel shows an angry woman holding a puppy saying “EXCUSE ME!!! I need to rerun this puppy, he KISSES TOO MUCH!!” second panel shows the same woman being thrown into a kennel
April 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
ooo it seems like you want an alternative lawn! They’re an obsession of mine. Yard work is only never-ending because colonial lawns are so unsustainable!
caption reads: The Tapestry Lawn in Avondale Park London UK Summer. Created by Solstice2015 pink flowering plants as ground-cover between stepping stones
April 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
post your most recent pet picture (ignore Him)
My tuxedo kitten Otis inside a moving box, stacked into a castle of boxes
April 27, 2024 at 4:28 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
screenshot from a platformer game on the mid-2000s spongebob plug-and-play console. This is supposed to be the inside of the Chum Bucket
April 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
love this. brb making hating decorative roundup my whole personality
April 27, 2024 at 12:48 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
my caprese pizza. the balsamic glaze is really elevating it
March 25, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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otis discovers : farm fresh eggs
my tuxedo cat, Otis, hunched over to smell one of the chicken-poop-speckled eggs in the cardboard carton.
March 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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anyways here is the tree the landscapers cut down today, he’s taking a drink and starting again fresh as a bonsai 🌱🌳💚
bonsai cuttings from a tree sitting on the railing of my porch. On the left one of the leafy twigs sits in a small pot, on the right, two more cuttings are in a jar of water.
March 22, 2024 at 6:02 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
this is actually horrors beyond my comprehension …
March 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
facebook having a completely normal one
FB post of a clearly AI picture: too-huge anaconda with a crocodile’s head slithering out of murky water, its jaws uncannily poised around the head of a brahma cow, which looks inside the mouth. comments saying “Amen” More comments all saying “Amen” Even more. One of these actually says “watching live from Haiti”, which also makes no sense.
March 15, 2024 at 8:59 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
they know they look Very Cool
four vultures perching on top of a tall electricity pylon. The sky is gray and overcast behind them. zoomed-in view of the vultures on the pylon. they’re so big!
March 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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constantly thinking about the deluxe catio i’m gonna buy for him
My tuxie kitten, Otis, laying flopped on his back on the carpet. he’s got his paws in the air like he just don’t care
March 11, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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can’t even hear myself think lol
a pit bull, mid-bark, his big mouth all the way open like a cavern. You can see all of his teeth, blurred slightly, as is the rest of his head because of how high-volume his bark is!
March 3, 2024 at 11:24 PM
miscreant02.bsky.social
someone abandoned a flowerbed and look at the tiny wonderland that was able to grow 🌱🦋 sooo much better than grass imo
a greened-over plot of dirt in an intended flowerbed, bordered with little stone bricks. Various tiny native plants no more than an inch tall form a textured green mat, a bug jungle dotted with fallen leaves. closer crop of the tiny plants. in just a few square inches of ground there are mosses and one looks like stringy green threads, reaching perfectly straight up to the sun. Another plant resembles little green antlers. Quarter-sized leafy plants spring up in groups all around, too. I wonder if they’ll get much bigger.
February 10, 2024 at 3:48 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
mm tss mm tss mm tss mm tss
February 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
miscreant02.bsky.social
me when i let danny phantom fuck me 9 times raw
October 23, 2023 at 6:20 PM