Spouse: is that smut? Are you reading smut?!
Me: …no?
Spouse: are you sure it’s not smut?
Me: if it was smut you would know
Spouse: how so?
Me: *gives The Look* you’d know
Spouse: 😳🥵 oh. Right.
Spouse: is that smut? Are you reading smut?!
Me: …no?
Spouse: are you sure it’s not smut?
Me: if it was smut you would know
Spouse: how so?
Me: *gives The Look* you’d know
Spouse: 😳🥵 oh. Right.