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🖤 Mischa Eliot 🖤
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🖋Author of Romance with a Twist💘
⚙Jill of Many Skills💻
🦎Dragon Lady 🐉
🌱Plant Momma🌾
🐺Lover of Wolves💝
💋She/Her🧷
I'm still wondering if this is an elaborate joke. 🤔😅🤣
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I thought this was a joke but Hellmanns has it on their site.
October 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
YOU'RE^^

Yes, I'm a writer. I do know words. 😭
October 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Same..like that cannot be comfortable to walk around knowing your dirty. It makes me think of a couple of exes who I always did laundry for and so glad they are exes.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I recall someone who worked at a spa that had clients shower prior to offered services had signs for the men on how to wash themselves properly a few years back. Possibly on OG Twitter.

So many men are just nasty.
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
shuffled around to multiple "people" who a) don't listen to what I'm saying and b) don't provide answers and mark tickets resolved.

Thank you to the living, breathing human who listened, understood my annoyance, and removed the charge and verified I wouldn't be charged next month.

We shall see.
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Their loss, love. 💙💙💙😘😘😘
September 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM