laines
@miscelaineyous.bsky.social
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I forgot this platform existed but heyyy I got married last month
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I forgot this platform existed but heyyy I got married last month
January 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
69 followers love to see it happy new year 🌟
January 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
69 followers love to see it happy new year 🌟
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they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
they are trying to make being hot and sexy illegal. i am doing everything in my power to protect your rights
hate to say it but tiktok shop for exercise equipment has changed my lifeee I knew if I got a treadmill at home I would be unstoppable and alas I was correct and have a few other contraptions now too 💪🏻🙂↕️
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
hate to say it but tiktok shop for exercise equipment has changed my lifeee I knew if I got a treadmill at home I would be unstoppable and alas I was correct and have a few other contraptions now too 💪🏻🙂↕️
haven’t had a celcius all week and what do u know I’ve actually been falling asleep at a normal time with a normal amount of melatonin instead of taking like 5 gummies and still not feeling the effects… veryyy interesting
December 6, 2024 at 3:48 PM
haven’t had a celcius all week and what do u know I’ve actually been falling asleep at a normal time with a normal amount of melatonin instead of taking like 5 gummies and still not feeling the effects… veryyy interesting
I fucking loveee putting furniture together maybe my dream is to be a task rabbit
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I fucking loveee putting furniture together maybe my dream is to be a task rabbit
homemade cold brew update: I forgot to dilute today
November 27, 2024 at 7:01 PM
homemade cold brew update: I forgot to dilute today
I can’t stop buying my man christmas presents I need to get stuff for my family too and I keep trying to look for them but then I just buy him something else 😭
November 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I can’t stop buying my man christmas presents I need to get stuff for my family too and I keep trying to look for them but then I just buy him something else 😭
watching that new documentary about the 2004 tsunami can’t stop crying
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
watching that new documentary about the 2004 tsunami can’t stop crying
gonna start making my own cold brew at home again now that I know I have to dilute it before I drink it 😵💫
November 25, 2024 at 5:29 PM
gonna start making my own cold brew at home again now that I know I have to dilute it before I drink it 😵💫
my man goes to work way before I do so I love getting up with him and putting on my nice ass brooklinen robe to make him breakfast and send him off before getting right back in bed, it’s nice to have that quality time in the morning instead of just sleeping through him leaving 🙂↕️
November 25, 2024 at 12:08 PM
my man goes to work way before I do so I love getting up with him and putting on my nice ass brooklinen robe to make him breakfast and send him off before getting right back in bed, it’s nice to have that quality time in the morning instead of just sleeping through him leaving 🙂↕️
melatonin dreams are no fucking joke
November 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
melatonin dreams are no fucking joke
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this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
you may not know this about me but I am inexplicably very good at bar games
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
you may not know this about me but I am inexplicably very good at bar games
talking politics with my white male cousin at the bar ver loudly and this sweet little middle aged lesbian came up and complimented my pants and then was like is he bothering you I LOVE YOU GIRL
November 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
talking politics with my white male cousin at the bar ver loudly and this sweet little middle aged lesbian came up and complimented my pants and then was like is he bothering you I LOVE YOU GIRL
the best Christmas movie and it’s not close
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
the best Christmas movie and it’s not close
nothing has ever been more me than this 12-eyed instagram filter 🙂↕️ biblically accurate 12H stellium
November 22, 2024 at 7:59 PM
nothing has ever been more me than this 12-eyed instagram filter 🙂↕️ biblically accurate 12H stellium
ordered a ton of Chinese food to feel better 🙂↕️
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
ordered a ton of Chinese food to feel better 🙂↕️
I actually feel like I’m going insane I don’t understand how I can be so clear and yet receive everything but the answer to the question I’m asking like my entire life is one long gaslight I can’t do this
November 22, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I actually feel like I’m going insane I don’t understand how I can be so clear and yet receive everything but the answer to the question I’m asking like my entire life is one long gaslight I can’t do this
being a 12H stellium is actually so fucking ass, nothing that works for everyone else works for me and there’s never a fucking reason it just fucking doesn’t
November 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
being a 12H stellium is actually so fucking ass, nothing that works for everyone else works for me and there’s never a fucking reason it just fucking doesn’t
mars moved into my 2H and I cannot stop hurting myself omg between yesterday and today I’ve kicked my desk and bruised my toe, smashed my calf against the bench in my dining room, bit the fuck out of my tongue, and knocked my knee into my desk
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
mars moved into my 2H and I cannot stop hurting myself omg between yesterday and today I’ve kicked my desk and bruised my toe, smashed my calf against the bench in my dining room, bit the fuck out of my tongue, and knocked my knee into my desk
had a dream my man was kidnapped and I had to fight to get him back which feels…. apt
November 21, 2024 at 12:25 PM
had a dream my man was kidnapped and I had to fight to get him back which feels…. apt