president xi please liberate my people from this devil
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
president xi please liberate my people from this devil
June 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by fran
fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad
taking magnesium supplements just to feel anything anymore .
May 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
taking magnesium supplements just to feel anything anymore .
in the horniest and most fuckable point in my life and my girlfriend is busy taking things off the wall and putting up shelves. screw ME not the cabinetry damn #lesbian #misogyny #bruhhhhh #sexlittlem&m #lolimlikethegreenone #slayasfuck #basically #yeah
May 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
in the horniest and most fuckable point in my life and my girlfriend is busy taking things off the wall and putting up shelves. screw ME not the cabinetry damn #lesbian #misogyny #bruhhhhh #sexlittlem&m #lolimlikethegreenone #slayasfuck #basically #yeah
in the horizontal antiauthoritarian anarchist commune, i’ll submit myself to the work of being really coy and flirting with everyone and if someone tries to lay with me i’ll get scared or take 3 hours to warm up which is 75% of the allowed work day so then we have to stop
you’re welcome
you’re welcome
April 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
in the horizontal antiauthoritarian anarchist commune, i’ll submit myself to the work of being really coy and flirting with everyone and if someone tries to lay with me i’ll get scared or take 3 hours to warm up which is 75% of the allowed work day so then we have to stop
you’re welcome
you’re welcome
as a woman in a male dominated field, i find it both quite difficult yet very rewarding to sexualize the type of people
i completely hate and think of as lower than myself
i completely hate and think of as lower than myself
April 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
as a woman in a male dominated field, i find it both quite difficult yet very rewarding to sexualize the type of people
i completely hate and think of as lower than myself
i completely hate and think of as lower than myself
when will there be a trans vocaloid that doesn’t voice train
April 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
when will there be a trans vocaloid that doesn’t voice train
susan crawford elected … super video two still has poppers.. god is GOOD ‼️
April 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
susan crawford elected … super video two still has poppers.. god is GOOD ‼️
it’s really terrible what porn has done to our generation. nowadays i can’t even get off without stepping on a rake that hits me in the face before a piano falls atop me and i go “YEOOWWWCH” and three small birds (NOT stars, ew) circle around my head
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
it’s really terrible what porn has done to our generation. nowadays i can’t even get off without stepping on a rake that hits me in the face before a piano falls atop me and i go “YEOOWWWCH” and three small birds (NOT stars, ew) circle around my head
taking advantage of transphobic legislation by getting bottom surgery but being forced to have an M on my passport so i can easily smuggle in a bomb tucked between my legs. or toothpaste
February 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
taking advantage of transphobic legislation by getting bottom surgery but being forced to have an M on my passport so i can easily smuggle in a bomb tucked between my legs. or toothpaste
michael gira walked and did pcp so chappel roan could run tbh
February 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
michael gira walked and did pcp so chappel roan could run tbh
straight cis guys will claim queerness by going “all i know is… im SOMETHING 🤣” and date a trans woman
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
straight cis guys will claim queerness by going “all i know is… im SOMETHING 🤣” and date a trans woman
“something” being the most non binary name of all time
could’ve named myself like gravel or sodom or something
December 28, 2024 at 11:07 PM
“something” being the most non binary name of all time
sometimes i consider detransitioning just to pick another name
December 28, 2024 at 11:05 PM
sometimes i consider detransitioning just to pick another name
take your boyfriend and put his ass in a sous vide
December 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
take your boyfriend and put his ass in a sous vide
my insurance won’t preauthorize my GENDER AFFIRMING CARE to get a gamecube handle surgically installed after completely removing my genitals . what the fuck
December 10, 2024 at 6:37 PM
my insurance won’t preauthorize my GENDER AFFIRMING CARE to get a gamecube handle surgically installed after completely removing my genitals . what the fuck
everybody fucking knows potatoes
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
everybody fucking knows potatoes
if you ever get depressed you just need to drink a beer and then sleep for 12 hours and you’ll be fine
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 PM
if you ever get depressed you just need to drink a beer and then sleep for 12 hours and you’ll be fine
2008 is the same as 1992
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 AM
2008 is the same as 1992
fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 PM
fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad
accidentally smoked weed that made me cry like why would i do that ugh now im balling my eyes out while my girlfriend has "tablet time" where she catfishes on omegle as a wealthy accountant in burlington vermont (it's a kink thing)
November 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
accidentally smoked weed that made me cry like why would i do that ugh now im balling my eyes out while my girlfriend has "tablet time" where she catfishes on omegle as a wealthy accountant in burlington vermont (it's a kink thing)