Ringer-er
@mis.mmmatch.es
Internet pig (/chicken/cow/etc), mess maker, dignity undoer, embarrassment enthusiast, slop connoisseur. He/him.
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
The messier/shinier/crinklier/IRLer side of @mmmatch.es • 18+ only • reposts are fine
Pinned
Okay, well
Yes
Yes
oh to have gallons of monster cum pour on you from a dick the size of a skyscraper
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Okay, well
Yes
Yes
😵💫
Anyway, it's fine. I'm fine.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
😵💫
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For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
No but seriously, if you black out your eyes for rubber / silicone stuff what are you using
Siri where does Batman buy his eye makeup
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
No but seriously, if you black out your eyes for rubber / silicone stuff what are you using
Siri where does Batman buy his eye makeup
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Siri where does Batman buy his eye makeup
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Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead
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Life imitates art?
(Happy Cow-lloween)
(Happy Cow-lloween)
![Silicone cow wearing a shirt that says "I'm weird but I'm loveable[sic]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v2f7ps5p7yd3b45wd4qaarwr/bafkreibxkw5vbc7vjrulq6ja2bvfo2pijjqhr5eud5uvzvo7qcvk4royoq@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Life imitates art?
(Happy Cow-lloween)
(Happy Cow-lloween)
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It's so annoying when your stylus slips over and over and over and every time you try to undo it it just gets worse and more embarrassing and then you accidentally post it
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's so annoying when your stylus slips over and over and over and every time you try to undo it it just gets worse and more embarrassing and then you accidentally post it
About to have a "press post and log off" moment, which is really saying something 👀
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
About to have a "press post and log off" moment, which is really saying something 👀
I’m here to provide positive reinforcement for my friends being weird af
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m here to provide positive reinforcement for my friends being weird af
Oh no anything but that
Until then, you'll be a good mascot for my business.
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh no anything but that
Went to the thing
Felt underdressed
Regrets
Felt underdressed
Regrets
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Went to the thing
Felt underdressed
Regrets
Felt underdressed
Regrets
It turns out it’s not a piece of cake to make a pretty cake
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It turns out it’s not a piece of cake to make a pretty cake
Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why have a nullge when you could put udders there instead
can, am
can you be gay for yourself
October 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
can, am
nvm, answered my own question
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
nvm, answered my own question
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You can't say "keep furry weird" if you're gonna make exceptions for people you personally find too weird lmao.
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You can't say "keep furry weird" if you're gonna make exceptions for people you personally find too weird lmao.
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