Generally in the past (in Scotland) I’ve been handed information with links to websites and apps for immediate online help and given lists of local places which offer free/low cost counselling. They have wait lists but not talking years.

Turned out it had be a ruse and I had won second prize in a poster competition, an hmv voucher, which was awarded to me at the event and then I had to attend a service at the cathedral and reception at the city chambers. First place was a family trip to Norway, quite the step up from a free CD.

I once enjoyed the music in a cocktail bar so much that I asked about it and they burnt me a copy (different times). Turned out it was a Late Night Tales albums of music chosen by my favourite band, Belle & Sebastian.

The father of one of my brother’s friends once explained to him that music at tea time had to be ‘conducive’. Our family has used the word ever since to debate if our soundtrack is suitable.