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Miranda Bahr
@mirandabahr.bsky.social
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mirandabahr.bsky.social
Eu comendo minha própria comida saudável e emagrecendo rápido por causa disso
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May 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Poucas coisas me dão tanta satisfação quanto receber áudios da @deboranis.bsky.social toda vez q pergunto alguma coisa
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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inwjghafa.bsky.social
fico pensando que as crianças que tao agr no fundamental/ensino medio e ja usam chatgpt vao meio que se tornar adultos muito burros e incompetentes
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May 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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advogadaderobos.bsky.social
Desculpa, a igreja católica realmente arrasa nessas tradições. Papa tem eleição, chá revelação, nome artístico, unboxing e debut na varanda.

A igreja Evangélica sonha.
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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leilagermano.bsky.social
Na moral eu amo o SUS
May 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Hoje mandei a proposta mais absurda de freela que eu não quero pegar. Se não aceitarem ótimo 🙂‍↔️💖, se aceitarem eu me fudi mas estarei de burnout em Paris pelo menos 💅🏻💅🏻🍷😭
May 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Encontrei uma green flag mas ela chegou tão tarde que agora eu é que sou a red flag 🚩
April 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
O porteiro da noite me viu chegando ontem 22h e mandou uma “voltou cedo hoje ein” 💀
April 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Será q eu to de tpm ou chorar pela morte de uma planta é justificável?
March 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Eu queria muito ver a cara da Dani de 14 anos se conhecesse a Dani de 32.
March 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
March 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Cada dia mais perto de virar essa personagem
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March 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Hoje tem Amyl and the Sniffers e eu to no mood de chorar, não de fazer bate cabeça
March 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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moxxay.bsky.social
o ruim do carnaval é que a gente acostuma né
March 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Esse foi o melhor carnaval da minha vida. Às vezes ser feliz demais não é bom pq acaba 😭
March 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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billyd3.bsky.social
Reasons to Live Through the Apocalypse Sunrises. People you have still to meet and laugh with. Songs about love, peace, anger, and revolution. Walks in the woods. The smile you exchange with a stranger when you experience beauty accidentally together. Butterflies. Seeing your grandparents again. The moon in all her forms, whether half or full. Dogs. Birthdays and half-birthdays. That feeling of floating in love. Watching birds eat from bird feeders. The waves of happiness that follow the end of sadness. Brown eyes. Watching a boat cross an empty sea. Sunsets. Dipping your feet in the river. Balconies. Cake. The wind in your face when you roll the car window down on an open highway. Falling asleep to the sound of a steady heartbeat. Warm cups of tea on cold days. Hugs. Night skies. Art museums. Books filled with everything you do not yet know. Long conversations. Long-lost friends. Poetry. - Nikita Gill
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
My toxic trait é ficar com raiva de quem se dá bem DEMAIS com a família
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February 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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zambicandy.bsky.social
Support your local library !!!!!!!!!!!!
February 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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#Resisters

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January 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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advogadaderobos.bsky.social
Todo dia a China comunista mostrando como se tornar uma potência mundial sem dar um único tiro nem fazer ameaças.
January 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
mirandabahr.bsky.social
Tava na 1° call com o personal trainer. Ele diz q é do Rio, eu digo “gostoso!” no sentido de “que legal”, ele começa a falar da esposa achando que eu chamei ele de gostoso 🤡
January 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM