I’m in a bang that’s due in 3 days and I still need to write 2k….

Sake jelly shot in one hand penjamin in the other hair sizzling in its blanket of bleach and aluminum foil

I have burgundy and ginger on top of my natural brown to give it a hue (the burgundy gives it a cherry cola flavor and idk what the ginger did I haven’t seen it in daylight) but the bleach made my hair look like a peachy sorbet

Today I was admiring a bracelet we just got in like “wow and it’ll only be $500” and my coworker said “no you can’t afford that we don’t make enough” 😩

“What are you, poor?” Is our favorite gag. Like, all of us are poor.

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